A rapidly put together Christmas Special contains 1 urine scented reindeer, 3 woolly wonders and 25 dead cats (potentially). FACT OF FUN: This is the first episode of the sketch show that features Tim and Simon chatting chit. www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Tim and Simon: The Sketch Show

Christmas Special

You've watched daytime TV, now listen to Tim and Simon tear it a new one. Jeremy Kyle, Bargain Hunt and Dion Dublin and are all in their sights. Funt Fak: Tim and Simon have another podcast called Catalogue, you can hear that here: www.podfollow.com/catalogue or search for 'Catalogue' in your favourite podcast app.

Daytime TV

Tim and Simon take on forest bathing, ASMR and Marie Kondo in an attempt to improve your wellbeing, while ruining their own. Fack o’ Fun: Neither Tim nor Simon have ever owned a Bop It! Extreme 2. Credits!  

Wellbeing and Relaxation

Some thank yous for listening, some birds, and potential bees. Furn Farct: Tim and Simon are grateful for your time and ears.

Thank You

The fourth and final (for now) episode contains one Daewoo Matiz, three globules of phlegm and one hilarious spoon based mix-up. Fat Funt: Tim and Simon have been misspelling “Fun Fact” since Episode One. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Episode 4

This episode contains one plunger, two queens and a whole lot of licking. Fuct Fan: To create one of the sound effects in this, Tim wasted a tin of hot dogs. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Episode 3

This episode contains fourteen ducks, four 'Betty's and one fourth century wench. Fun Fack: Tim and Simon reference their favourite Gladiator… other than Russell Crowe, or Jet. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Episode 2

This episode contains a pod of dolphins, four zips, and one cow print top hat, minus top. Fun Fact: The self-help tape was actually recorded onto a cassette, unspooled and stamped on by Simon. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Episode 1

A comedy sketch show from the absurd minds of Tim and Simon. Written, performed and produced by Tim Barnes and Simon Berry, music by Stephen Davey. This show uses sound effects from the Freesound Community. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits