Oh hey, did we mention we also love emo music? And wanted to go on a drunk tangent about that for a bit? In this episode we discuss Stormy & Clare's emo pick and we do a lot of very bad singing and...just brace yourselves, OK?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

Emosode #1

Welcome to the first conspiracy corner minisode! We thought we would break up the podcast length by bringing you our favorite recent conspiracies in minisode form rather than at the end of already really long episodes. Ya dig??? Visit the blog for extensive show notes & links: https://www.calicopodcasts.com/realeyes/minisode1

Minisode #1: Conspiracy Corner

In this episode we discuss David Bowie, the apocalypse that he was trying to warn us about vis a vie Blackstar, the real things Sumerians had to say about Nibiru, and predictive programming. We also touch on David Bowie's long history and fascination with the occult, and his secret brown eye. In our Conspiracy Corner Wrap Up we discuss leggings, Adele being unable to stop shapeshifting into a reptile, Rob Lowe seeing Big Foot, the beef between the creators of two different Bigfoot TV series, three-toed and three-fingered being found at the Nazca Lines in Peru, Robert Del Naja is Banksy, Goop and Infowars are selling the exact same products, and our latest addition to The Bezos Files: journalists of Washington Post (owned by Jeff Bezos) are forbidden from criticizing advertisers, even on their personal social media accounts.  Finally, Stormy predicts the Presidential election in 2020 and coincidentally comments on Mark Zuckerberg pretending to be a farmer. Visit the blog for extensive show notes & links: www.calicopodcasts.com/realeyes/episode3

#3: David Bowie & The Apocalypse

In this episode we discuss The Beatles and how they're definitely super Satanic and not just a bunch of adorable edge lords. Also did you know Paul McCartney died in the 60s and was replaced with a body double? We also talk about backmasking in music, but of course. Clare knew pretty much nothing about The Beatles coming into this (aside from "the Helter Skelter stuff") so Stormy blows her fucking mind and it's a good ol' time. We also briefly touch on the recent election, the Fresno Nightcrawler cryptid, Amazon acquiring Whole Foods for $13.7 million, Lorde's onion ring Instagram account and Nihilist Arby's, and we follow up from our last episode where we briefly touch on Katy Perry's recent therapy session/interview and getting carried off stage after "fainting" at a live show. Visit the blog for extensive show notes & links: https://www.calicopodcasts.com/realeyes/episode2

#2: Satanic Beatles & Paul McCartney's Clone

Welcome to episode 1 of Real Eyes Realize Real Lies! This episode was originally recorded for IDEK but we had so much fun we thought, "what if we made this a thing?" Now it's a thing. We watch Katy Perry's video for Bon Appétit & go over the video as it plays, discussing how the video may or may not be nodding to Project MKUltra, Illuminati, ritualized cannibalism, "Satanism" and more, so feel free to fire it up and watch along with us! We also touch on various other celebrity conspiracy theories, especially if they relate to MKUltra, et al. Visit the blog for helpful links & the music video for Bon Appétit: https://www.calicopodcasts.com/realeyes/episode1

#1: Katy Perry's Bon Appetit, MKUltra, Illuminati & More

⚡️ A comedy conspiracy podcast for the casual foiler. Clare & Stormy discuss celebrity conspiracy theories. ⚡️