Comedy
The first recorded episode of the Chip N' Dip Show: Alive and Cringing adapted to podcast format for your listening pleasure. Intro Warning THE CONTENT YOU ARE ABOUT TO INGEST WILL NOT ENCOMPASS ALL PERSPECTIVES OR OPINIONS ON ANY OF THE TOPICS DISCUSSED. UNDERSTAND THE HOSTS ARE OFTEN DESCRIBED AS BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE, SELF ABSORBED, UNDER INFORMED, NECKBEARDED, HIPSTERS AND AS SUCH ANY REGURGITATED HOLE NOISES THEY DEEMED WORTHY OF EFFORT TO PROJECT SHOULD ONLY EVER BE CONSUMED WITH A FRACTION OF A GRAIN OF SALT. IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE ARE SUFFERING FROM LACK OF HIGH QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT THEN SIT BACK, RELAX AND BE PREPARED TO SEE WHAT THE DIRECT CONTRAST TO HEALTHY STIMULATION SHOULD LOOK LIKE, THEN SEEK YOUR NEAREST TV GUIDE MAGAZINE FOR COUNSELING. WAIT, DO THEY STILL MAKE THOSE? DUE TO THE ENVIRONMENTS THE HOSTS WERE RAISED IN WE ASK THAT YOU DO NOT STARTLE THEM OR ATTEMPT TO FEED THEM. IF SPOTTED IN THE WILD, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT AND REFRAIN FROM ATTEMPTING ANY MATING CALLS. SIMPLY APPROACH THEM, AND SPEAK IN A NEUTRAL NON-THREATENING TONE "THE MASTER DEMANDS A JIG" AND THEY SHOULD SCUTTLE OFF TO WHATEVER BASEMENT THEY CRAWLED OUT OF. DO CUT THESE GUYS A BREAK, THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE HALF THE TIME THAT THEY ARE RECORDING, MUCH LESS REMEMBER WHY THEY STARTED DOING THESE SHOWS AGAIN. BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER KEEPS THEM PHYSICALLY AWAY FROM THE GENERAL PUBLIC. THANK YOU FOR FIGURATIVELY TAPPING THE GLASS, YOU ARE TRULY PERFORMING A PUBLIC SERVICE.