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Kelly and Lexi have not learned from their mistakes and are back to cover the second instalment of Lifetime's collab with the ghost of VC Andrews, Dark Angel. Heaven Casteel has a new name and yet another family to flee, but not before she makes out with her uncle. Some elements of the book were sorely missed, such as the private school poop chute prank and Fanny's essential Fanninness. And yet, there are some upsides to the visual medium because how could we have understood the sheer volume of Troy's shirt otherwise? Included are snippets of fanfic about life on the set of Dark Angel, especially for the actor behind Troy. Sorry to this man. And remember: do not attempt VC Andrews math at 1:53 am!