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Date: 07.10.2019 Episode: 4 Title: Molly the Bridesmaid and the Esky of Poop Subtitle: Adventures. Final Show Link: https://anchor.fm/COAWP In this episode of [Confessions of a Wedding Photographer], we discuss a group of Bridesmaids  who took ecstacy pills inserted them into their behinds and one girl Molly (not her real name) began having chronic runny stomach in a 500 dollar designer bridesmaids dress. It was down south in a forest near Boranup - stunning setting. The design of the dress and lack of toilet paper prevented squatting so we improvised by using an esky I keep water and food in for myself and my assistant and watched in horror as the bridesmaids helped Molly evacuate her bowels and her soul into my esky for around 15min. It was incredible. The guys had been sent away so my assistant and I stood in this forest waiting for her to finish. The maid of honour brought the esky out and handed it to me and said thanks for that. I was like wait is it full of shit and she said yep. I said well what am I supposed to do with it ??? She said no idea and I’m sorry then walked away. So realising we were missing some quality light I gaffa taped the lid to the esky. Doing so, I could hear the melted ice and her breakfast sloshing around inside it. It was enough to make my assistant gag. We continued the shoot and this esky sat in the tray of the Ute overnight and we brought it back to Perth pulled into an industrial area and put it in the bin. Before that I wrote, Hazmat: poop inside on the lid of the esky just in case someone came across it. If you are a new listener to [the Podcast], we would love to hear from you.  Please visit our instagram page @theholdens for more information on the podcast and guests. In this episode, we discuss: The theme of drugs are weddings Bridesmaids pooping in the esky Bringing the esky back from down south Unhelpful wedding advice Follow our Podcast Subscribe or follow on Apple, Google Podcasts, Anchor, Breaker, Pocket Casts, Radio Republic and Stitcher @theholdens & www.stuartholden.net @COAWP_Podcast Join the Conversation Our favorite part of recording a live podcast each week is participating in the great conversations that happen on our live chat, on social media, and in our comments section. This weeks wedding question is: Question:  From Amanda - how do we whittle down our guest list - we feel guilty about not inviting some people at our wedding but we simply cannot afford it. Any advice would be great! Explore these Resources None --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/COAWP/message