Arts
An hour(ish) shorter than the lousily new norm is this week’s episode. Lest I be accused of hypocrisy (forget the “lest”, Pfidze actually dared vaunt such impudence - I delight in language, SHOOT ME!), I shall display my dexterity in pith and restrict this blurb to a mere 100 words. Not only will ye be plentifully apprised of one’s biography, the bulletin will be blazoned with one’s trademark lexemic panache. Vernon Lesburrell in fine fettle; conspiracy indulgent once again and chairobics adept. Lanka-Chisp wedding set for July. Easing of lockdown begets rumblings of plans for Kettle family reunion. Alarm! Fin.