TV & Film
Star Trek movies. The final frontier. These are the commentary tracks of the website Gymkommentary. Its continuing mission: to make fun of terrible films, to seek out new cinematic garbage and new celluloid travesties. To boldly mock where we're pretty sure at least a couple others have mocked before.Now just hum the TOS theme as you read through the rest of this.The Tale of the TapeFilm: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)Director: Robert WiseRuntime: 136 minutes (The "Shockingly Indulgent Edition" "Director's Cut")Genre: Slow-Moving Sci-FiStars: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, All Those Other Guys From "Star Trek" Plus The Dad From "7th Heaven"Rated: PG for Intense Phaser Violence, Graphic Kolinahr, Scenes of Masturbation (By the Special Effects Department), Crimes Against Fashion of the Future.IMDb, Wikipedia,