Goldie seduces Patel, but not even love can persuade him to give up his shop.

Mr. Patel

Mr. Patel - Bombabee

In a surprise twist, Goldie unexpectedly seizes power and reveals a shocking secret. Is her love affair with Patel over?

Mr. Patel - Korma Chameleon

Slick plans a painful death for Patel and Goldie, but Patel outsmarts him once again and seeks revenge.

Mr. Patel - Bollywood Breakout

The mobsters learn the whereabouts of Goldie and Patel when Rajeev releases his bowels.

Mr. Patel - Delhi Belly

Rajeev the elephant is held captive in Slick's zoo, where both he and Goldie receive a pleasant surprise.

Mr. Patel - Bombay the Hard Way

Mr Patel is reunited with his new love in unexpected circumstances - inside the belly of a gay elephant!

Mr. Patel - Tandoori Tomb

Patel adopts the persona of a pimp, and with his two bodyguards, battles the hitmen. Slick takes matters into his own hands.

Mr. Patel - Fists of Curry

His life in danger, Mr Patel attempts to distract the hitmen with his slurpy machine, but things don't go according to plan.

Mr. Patel - Hindu Hustle

Local crime boss, Slick, reveals his plans to take over Mr Patel's shop by introducing him to the woman of his dreams.

Mr. Patel - Chilli the Beef

Mr Patel, a humble shopkeeper, laments that he is unable to find a 'first class wife'.

Mr. Patel - Sausage Swami

Episodes see Mr. Patel, an Indian shopkeeper, trying to keep his family owned business on the straight and narrow, which is easier said than done when talking sausages, female bodyguards, unscrupulous businessmen and Bollywood song and dance are the norm. A hilarious, exaggerated and twisted Bollywood extravaganza!