Comedy
Us two idiots are back with another piping hot slice of advice for the Internet. I really feel like we dug deep on this one and gifted the universe some healing energy. Are we heroes? Are we saviours? Well, those are your words, not mine. But... I accept them. And you're welcome. ----- Our first unlucky participant, or "advice seeker" was a man who hit the deal of the century. A 1952 Telecaster Guitar in MINT CONDISH for a measly $4,000. Now, for those of us who day trade on the guitar markets, we know that this bad boy is worth $50,000... turns out the seller, aka his wife's co-worker, wasn't fully aware of that before selling it. After finding out from a family member that the guitar was worth a lot more than he sold it for, he pulled the biggest rookie move ever and asked for it back. Clearly... and we all know this... no takesy backsies, obvz. Turns out that when you buy a $50,000 guitar for $4k from a co-worker and then refuse to give it back that it causes a few problems in the office. ----- Our second advice seeker is a 46-year-old man who's been out of the dating game for a while now. With frequent days off, due to his work schedule, he makes it a point to have lunch with his youngest son at his school as often as possible. There's also a new teacher on campus who works the lunch duty and old mate over here thinks she's pretty cute. They talk briefly, for one to two minutes at a time, while they collect their lunch and it turns out they have a few things in common like similar taste in movies and TV shows. So then dad takes the next logical step by recruiting his 9-year-old son as his wingman and gets him to ask the teacher if she's married/single. (Weird move, Dad). Then his ex-wife finds out. Shit ---> Fan. ----- Our PATREON EXCLUSIVE question comes from a girlfriend who just wants her boyfriend to stop sharing bodily fluids with people. No sharing drinks. No sharing cigarettes. No sharing food. No sharing of any kind that has someone's saliva on it. Pretty simple rule and easy to follow. Turns out the boyfriend has a bigger problem with it than one should and refuses to stop the spit-swap. ----- I want to say thank you! I've said it before and you might be sick to death of me saying it, but the fact that you listen to the show is already incredible, but the fact that you contribute and back the show is on a whole other level and I can't thank you enough. Share the show with a friend - but more importantly this week, leave a review! The iTunes / Apple Podcast place is the best place to review the show, but wherever you get your podcasts - just slap a review on it. I'll talk to you again soon. Love ya. Peace. Shout out to our Producer: Sam! Instagram: @oneweirdpodcast Twitter: @oneweirdpodcast Facebook: @oneweirdpodcast