Comedy
From her humble beginnings as a boring hotel heiress, Paris Hilton has always known how to seal the deal. This season has featured a lot of baby-voiced celebrities, and we're closing the curtains with the woman who perfected the art. According to Nicky Hilton, Paris learned early that a super-soft voice meant that you could always get what you want from men — even if what you wanted was a doll house full of gerbils. She's given us a line of perfumes that defined the smell of the early 2000s, and, arguably, invented the Kardashians (remember when Kim was a humble closet organizer on "The Simple Life"?) We review the legal drama behind her sex tape, the questionable ethics of watching it, and the sad, sad life of her former lover and poker champion Rick Salomon. Sources: Kim and Paris Timeline: https://www.bustle.com/p/this-kim-kardashian-paris-hilton-timeline-explains-everything-about-their-tumultuous-friendship-8271056 DJ Hilton in Ibiza: http://time.com/4964680/dj-paris-hilton-ibiza/ Rick Salomon/ Sex tape: https://people.com/celebrity/pamela-anderson-weds-rick-salomon/ https://www.businessinsider.com/paris-hilton-opens-up-about-her-infamous-sex-tape-leak-2018-4 Fragrances: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/53nvp3/paris-hilton-profile-2015-19-fragrances-and-counting-heiress Ivanka and Paris friendship: https://www.thedailybeast.com/when-ivanka-trump-was-a-kardashian Early Paris: https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2000/09/hiltons200009