Rob concludes his chapter in one of the most peculiar, unsexy, but hillarious ways imaginable. If your a fan of inaccurate history and awkward nudity, you will love this.

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S2E6 - The Secret Back Passage (Part 2)

Guess who's back... Back again... ...with a special guest!!!! Yep, this is a very special episode as the story has been written by We Write Sex Super-Fan, Amanda! Like the previous special, it takes the form of a play and we all have a part to read. We hoped bringing in a new scribe would make it more sexy. Spoilers: It doesn't. Hope you enjoy

Summer Special 2019

We're back with a one off special! Why is it so special? Well, we decided to try something a little different. This episode does not feature the usual story read-aloud by one of the gang. Instead, Rob has written an erotic radio play with parts for everyone. Don't worry - it still contains the usual sordid amount of sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy

Easter Special 2019

This is it, the grand finally of the epic saga known as The Sexy Box. Let us tell you this upfront: you're in for a hell of a treat! As usual, the hosts discuss a few odd things other than the story itself. This week expect to hear our musings on whether the Thomas the Tank Engine theme is appropriate sex music and how many micro-penises the average person should encounter in their lifetime. We'd like to offer a big THANK YOU to everyone who has listened this season. We will surely be back next year x

S2E12 - Everything Must Have an End (Part 2)

Mei Mei has gone all out for her final time with the quill for this season and given us an outright epic. We won't spoil the actual story for you but amongst our usual mad babblings we discuss which actors would play the characters in a movie adaptation, Rob  shares an early memory about owl pellets of all things, and the group speculates on the history of condoms. We also reveal the title of the book!!!! Enjoy

S2E11 - Everything Must Have an End (Part 1)

If you thought Laura's instalment last week was mad, wait to you hear what she has in store for the concluding part! You may wish to cover your ears, because she tries to introduce another accent. We learn what Pleasure Cottage had to do with the main story, LG makes her long awaited return and it emerges what dilemmas twins can truly cause.

S2E10 - The Twin Dilemma (Part 2)

Warning! This week's chapter is absolutely bonkers. You may even wonder if it is part of the same book! We should point out that any similarity to a popular kids TV from the early 90s is entirely coincidental. (At least thats what Laura says) Enjoy!

S2E9 - The Twin Dilemma (Part 1)

Rik concludes his chapter with a history lesson based on actual events. We'll leave it to you to work out fact from fiction! You can expect lots of talk on whether watching porn on a train is appropriate, yet more ramblings about soap (we're sorry) and the story ends with an absolute bombshell that you will NEVER see coming!

S2E8 - Byron's Saviour (Part 2)

This week, we spend far too much time discussing the Secret World of Alex Mack before Rik finally gets on with his second chapter. As you can see from the title, its another two-parter! Story-wise, we get to hear a little more about the history of the sexy box courtesy of Eva. Warning: you may not wish to listen if you have an affinity with Hamsters!

S2E7 - Byron's Saviour (Part 1)

In Rob's latest chapter, he whisks Byron off to another European location where he meets up with an old friend with a potty mouth. But things soon turn ugly and what ensues is possibly the most unlikely hostage negotiation ever put to paper.  Rob also gives us a whole host of new words for breasts, a variety of mad accents, and Mei Mei shows a slight distaste for gingers.

S2E5 - The Secret Back Passage (Part 1)

In Mei Mei's first chapter this season, she gives us more details about the bad guys. We also discuss necrophilia (as you do...), twin dong size and we hear an absolutely classic Laura-story!

S2E4 - The Rendezvous

Hold on to your hats, lock up your daughters, and brace yourselves - it's Laura's turn to dazzle you with her smutty writing. We learn about Byron's perverted past and we even meet the lady in his life!

S2E3 - Byron's Discharge

This week on We Write Sex its the return of Rik to the writer's chair. Don't worry, he has not lost his knack for cringe-inducing storytelling. We also use the latest in pulse-taking technology to see if his erotic literature makes our hearts race faster. Spoiler Alert: It doesnt!

S2E2 - The Decision

We're back!!!! That's right, Rob, Laura, Mei Mei and Rik have got another smutty tale to share with the world! We're so sorry! What can you expect from episode one? Love Nubbins, a lumberjack, Laura's lipstick that is disguised as a dildo, and we also try our hardest to get some free products by mentioning as many brands as we can. Did it work? You'll have to wait to find out! As usual, this episode is for adults only.

S2E1 - Florence

We're back for a one-off christmas special and believe it or not, we've all written a chapter simultaneously! We are joined by a special guest who treats us to an impromptu song, Rik samples the delights of VR porn and all of your favourite charcters are back, more brazen then ever before! We hope you enjoy this festive offering. Merry Christmas!