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After some lengthy discussion about Hermione Jean Granger's breasts, we launch into Coochie's Sexy Tarot reading

What do we learn about Coochie?

Currently she's in a precarious position with a penis touching her clitoris. A lot of risk abounds Coochie's sexual practices right now. In her immediate future, she'll be encountering a lot of hesitancy and restraint revolving a booby-grabbing orgy. The magician appears and that means that her bum has been getting a lot of play and anal sex is an overwhelming part of her intimacy.

Coochie is all about getting off for anyone for any reason. There are rings on the fingers of a lot of these cards, will marriage play a role in Coochie's future?