Miscellaneous
Imagine the only woman you've ever trusted, confided in, and admired your whole life, has disappeared. No, she not your lover but, your twin sister, older by 3 minutes. Oh, in this story you're a woman. For forty years you and your twin lived together, drank together, and of course, double-dated. One night your older sister insists on partying alone. She tells you it's her second date and you will be in her way. The next morning, you wake up next to her. She weeps, does the ugly cry, and confesses, "I attempted to seduce a demon's man. As punishment, we are joined at the hip." What? She done lost her mind. The good news, she says, "We get three days out of every month to be free. The rest of the time, we're stuck." Pissed off, you try to move, get away from your dumb-ass twin. But when you try to turn over, yah' can't. Your idiot of an older sister condemned both of you. Then one day, you discover you're looking younger and think It may not be so bad after all. Youth and freedom, three days a month could be a good thing she disappears.