Miscellaneous
A somber Guy Who F*cks of the Week to Demarcus Cousins who is out for the season with a devastating injury right as he and the Pelicans were playing their best basketball. To commemorate him we do a deep dive on his various romantic partners and find an internet forum where an anonymous commenter accuses his current gf of having a "crunch bar p*ssy" with "like wire p*ssy hairs." Also Kyle Kuzma looks like gay, thicc internet sensation Timmy Thick and we describe the ways Dwyane wade is like Tawny Kitaen (the lady from the white snake video where shes on a car w/big t*tties)