We take one more trip around the star that is Edward Packard's Space Vampire. You, the Protagonist, Codename: Osprey, have made all the right moves and haven't been drummed out of what we are pretty sure is the Space SS...yet. But if you do capture that pesky Space Vampire, is he really as evil as he seems? YES! Plus our final thoughts and review! With Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), Stacy Pawloski (Mad Science, Dinner Detective) and Ron Swanson (Rev. Ron's Movie Blog, Variety Hour Happy Hour).

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SPACE VAMPIRE PART 3: Exit Interview with the Space Vampire

Our search for the Yeti kicks into high gear as the BEST bureaucrat in Nepal, R.N. Runal joins our expedition. Are you, the Protagonist, ready to learn the true mystery of the Yeti? Don't worry, you'll get plenty of chances to change your mind! Plus we give our final thoughts on the book so curl up with a steaming cup of Yak-butter tea and help us decide if it was all worth it, friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Jacob Woelful, and Jo Montana (SoHiDo Vinylworks).

THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN PART 3: Shang-Ri-Lame.

We continue our search for the Abominable Snowman by R.A. Montgomery! This time we leave Carlos to his fate and find out what happens in the exciting world of the Nepalize Permitting Office. Do we dare explore the jungles of Terai while we wait for our Yeti-hunting paperwork to go through? Find out on this thrilling episode filled with silly voices and famous tigers! friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Jacob Woelful, and Jo Montana (SoHiDo Vinylworks).

THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN PART 2: Prince of Many Boots.

This week we begin our search for the Abominable Snowman by R.A. Motgomery! You, the Protagonist, after months of mountain climbing experience have decided to go on an expedition to the Himalayas in search of the fabled Yeti. Can you, the Protagonist, find these mysterious, majestic creatures before your friend, Carlos, does everything he can to get in your way? We find out with friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Jacob Woelful, and Jo Montana (SoHiDo Vinylworks).

THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN PART 1: CARLOS IS A GOOD BOY

We hop in the basket one last time to take a trip By Balloon to the Sahara!! We find out what happens when we tell a Tuppence to f*ck off and go where WE want to go. Then we stop EVERYTHING to learn a little more about FONTS!!!!! Plus, our final thoughts on the book and its author -- who turns out to be pretty great. With friends Harry Loefler Bell (Harrylb.com), Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), and Amanda Washkun (Uncle Fergus Magic Whiskey Band) Join us next Monday for a new book! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes. #CYOA #letsread #turntopagefun

BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 3: FONT TALK

Let's read! Do you remember the awesome "you choose the story" books like Choose Your Own Adventure, Which Way Books, and Twist-a-Plot from the 1970s and 1980s? Milwaukee comedian Nick Firer (VHHH, No Dice) explores multiple storylines from each of these treasured-yet-quirky paperbacks with help from a rotating panel of friends, comedians, and so-and-so's. Subscribe to our channel for nostalgic readings, amusing commentary, and in-depth reviews every Monday! You can also listen to the show on our podcast page here: https://turntopagefun.sexyhackers.tv/ BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 2: BEHIND THE WHITE DOOR We are back and still traveling By Balloon to the Sahara by D. Termin!!! After agreeing to help those aliens get that sweet, sweet salt, you, the protagonist, take a jump to the left into a time warp? We think? Then there's a cave with the classic three-door dilemma. But which will you, the protagonist, choose? Take a swig of milk and a leap of faith to find out what's next. With friends Harry Loefler Bell (Harrylb.com), Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), and Amanda Washkun (Uncle Fergus Magic Whiskey Band) Join us next Monday for Part 3! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes. #CYOA #letsread #turntopagefun

By Balloon to the Sahara" Part 2 of 3 (Choose Your Own Adventure Series)

This week we climb up into a rented dirigible with our two best friends, a dog named Harry, and a jug of milk to go By Balloon to the Sahara by D. Termin!!! Oh No!!! A storm is coming!!! Are You, the protagonist going to try to land or are You going to ride it out? Only one way to find your fate this time around! Who knows it might land you in the Mediterranean where you can choose to just give up and die! With friends Harry Loefler Bell (Harrylb.com), Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater) and Amanda Washkun (Uncle Fergus Magic Whiskey Band).

BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 1: Milk Does An Adventure Good

We take one more ride on the Superbike by Edward Packard. It turns out that the Air-magnet (patent pending) which makes the superbike work has some abilities we didn't know about. No need to leave it to a professional to test them out, we are sure You, the protagonist, can handle the test drive without a hitch. After that, we can take it on the Tour USA and see if it's enough to help us cheat, er, ride our way to victory!! Plus we give our own thoughts on the book. With friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and Brian Green (Comedy Sportz)

SUPERBIKE PART 3: Followed By a Wind Shadow

SUPERBIKE PART 2: VERY PECCABLE ACCENT WORK This week, we hop right back on Superbike by Edward Packard. After getting our bike stolen at bike camp, friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and Brian Green (Comedy Sportz) decide to learn what happens when you, The Protagonist, take the superbike out for a test drive in the Tour New England! Is the superbike enough to make you win? Or will you get lost along the way? Only one way to find out!

Turn to Page Fun: Superbike by Edward Packard - Part 2 of 3 (Choose Your Own Adventure Series)

SUPERBIKE PART 1: JURASSIC PARK IS A TERRIBLE MOVIE This week we start our review of Superbike by Edward Packard. When you, The Protagonist, finds a wallet in the movie theater, you decide to return it. The thankful owner gives you a reward that is even BETTER than money: your very own Superbike!!! Can you, the protagonist, keep it a secret long enough to win the very well publicized Tour USA professional bike race? Find out with friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and very special guest Brian Green (Comedy Sportz). Join us next Monday for Part 2 of Superbike! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes.

Turn to Page Fun: Superbike by Edward Packard - Part 1 of 3 (Choose Your Own Adventure Series)

We zoom back to Space Vampire by Edward Packard in the state of the art K-1 spacecraft! After getting kicked out of what we are pretty sure is the Space SS for not being absolutely perfect in every way, you, The Protagonist, Code-name: Osprey, decide to steal this prototype rocket and continue your mission to save the crew of the freighter "Petya" from the titular Space Vampire. But are you and your new friend, the knife wielding teenager Laurie, any match? Find out this week with friends Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), Stacy Pawloski (Mad Science, Dinner Detective) and Ron Swanson (Rev. Ron's Movie Blog, Variety Hour Happy Hour)

SPACE VAMPIRE PART 2: Laurie the Space Vampire Slayer

This week we go all the way to the near future to fight a Space Vampire by Edward Packard. You, The Protagonist, Code-name: Osprey, have just graduated from the Space Academy on Mars. Your first mission: to hunt down the elusive and very real Space Vampire...OR...you could just f**k off and investigate this boring old Barnard's Star System. Which do you think our friends Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), Stacy Pawloski (Mad Science, Dinner Detective) and Ron Swanson (Rev. Ron's Movie Blog, Variety Hour Happy Hour) are gonna pick? The answer may not surprise you.

SPACE VAMPIRE PART 1: Barnard's Star Wars Episode IX: Rise of Space Vampire

We return one more time to Terror Island by Tony Kolz! You, The Protagonist, are swept up into a rebellion against the Omicron Masters led by a native islander who couldn’t POSSIBLY speak the Queen’s English! Will you, The Protagonist, succeed, or will you bug out like HEROES do? Plus a heartfelt tribute to all you brave folks in the service and retail industry this season. You all are the TRUE heroes, really, we mean that! With lots of love from guests Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, Variety Hour Happy Hour) Laura Holterman (Cabaret Milwaukee, Variety Hour Happy Hour) and special guest Tim Higgins (Red Letter Media, “The Field,” and “Pass Me a Beer”)!

TERROR ISLAND PART 3: REAL Heroes Run Away

We sail back to Terror Island by Tony Kolz! Your dad’s friend Bill, took you, alone, on a secret mission to investigate the Evil Omicron Corporation for some reason! Now he’s hurt and it’s up to you, The Protagonist, to get valuable intelligence using nothing but your wits and this extra sh*tty map! Watch out for those saber tooth tigers, if their fangs don’t get you, their breath sure will! YUCK! With guests Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, Variety Hour Happy Hour) Laura Holterman (Cabaret Milwaukee, Variety Hour Happy Hour) and special guest Tim Higgins (Red Letter Media, “The Field,” and “Pass Me a Beer”)!

TERROR ISLAND PART 2: The Red Hug of Courage

Tis the season...to be SCARY!!! That’s right! We have a very special Holiday episode for you today, so curl up with a cup of cocoa while Nick and his friends Brian Beyer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), Laura Holterman (Who Let Me Read This, Cabaret Milwaukee) and Stacy Pawlowski (Dinner Detective, Mad Science) take you to The Toy Shop of Terror by Laban Carrick Hill. There’s a new toy shop in town and it’s been built around your favorite 215-inch circumference maple tree! Can you, The Protagonist, and your friend Evan learn who would dare start a business around this historic landmark without the proper permits before it’s too late? There’s only one way to find out.

Special Holiday Episode: Toy Shop of Terror!

Comedian Nick Firer reviews multiple endings books with help from a rotating panel of friends, including some of the Midwest's most talented comedians, authors and actors and so-and-so's in the entertainment industry. Help our panel of pals navigate the choices of these delightful adventures and never make a bad decision! Produced and published by Sexy Hackers Clothing, copyright 2019 - all rights reserved.