The Kanye Candidate

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Season 3 has officially started!!!!!! Nicky and Manny are back and ready to piss some people off! This first episode is dedicated to all those snowflakes out there, who are running ragged screaming about Kanye West running for president! If you have been living under a rock, this isn’t the first time Mr. West has declared his want and need to run for president during the 2016 election. But later we find out it was all for an album drop. Nicky is speechless as to all the chaos this announcement has caused. She is actually offended that so many high profile democrats are worried younger democrats are going to vote for him as a joke, or because he is a celebrity! Manny is more offended that other independent candidates aren’t getting the attention they deserve. Candidates who have actual policies, who have been on the campaign trail since day one! Kanye plans on running with Wyoming Pastor Michelle Tidball (another person with no political background), which Manny points out is a bit of a gray area to the whole separation of Church & State. Manny advocates that if you are looking to vote independently, take a look into Andrew Yang (we are not endorsing). West is allegedly being advised by friend Elon Musk & wife Kim Kardashian-West. During his Fobes interview, West was asked about his policies in which he replied “I don’t know if I would use the word policy for the way I would approach things. I don’t have a policy when I went to Nike and designed Yeezy and went to Louis and designed a Louis Vuitton at the same time. It wasn’t a policy, it was a design. We need to innovate the design to be able to free the mind at this time,” made the following declarations: - Foreign Policy “I haven’t developed it yet. I’m focused on protecting America, first, with our great military. Let’s focus on ourselves first.” - Tax Policy “I will research that with the strongest experts that serve God and come back with the best solution. And that will be my answer for anything that I haven’t researched. I have the earplug in and I’m going to use that earplug.” - Pro-Life “because I’m following the word of the Bible,” “Thou shalt not kill. I’m against the death penalty,” “Planned Parenthoods have been placed inside cities by white supremacists to do the Devil’s work.” And soooooo much more! Nicky goes on to ask a simple question to all the people who are so concerned with Kim Kardashian- West being potential First Lady, “How many innocent people have you freed from prison?” Manny also includes that i=the country would be so lucky to have a First Lady like Mrs. West. Both hosts agree that albeit the family can be problematic, Kim has definitely put her money where her mouth is when it comes to helping make a change. And get over the damn sex tape already!!! It’s so outdated to use that as a reason she shouldn’t be in the White House. GET A GRIP! Duckies - This is just the first episode back!! If you want to check out the Forbes interview featuring Kanye West check the link below: https://www.forbes.com/sites/randalllane/2020/07/08/kanye-west-says-hes-done-with-trump-opens-up-about-white-house-bid-damaging-biden-and-everything-in-between/#21bb60c747aa To keep up with the head Ducks in charge follow: FB & IG: @Bubblebathstories Nicky Trendz IG: @nickyTRENDZ Manny Oso IG: @gotnotime4diss