Hey big boy. I know you like raps so here's one I wrote: Burgers, planes, mushroom, fries Why did I sleep with all these mothereffing guys. Good night.

Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah

There's Off Putting Jokes at the End of This One

Welcome to the best morning you’ve ever had. Just add coffee, Frosted Flakes and an antidepressant while listening to this crap chute and you’re off to the races. Wake Up with Chad Allen and Hannah will make your sides hurt from laughing, or maybe indigestion. Either way, what a way to start your day, right? New material every Monday and Thursday or whenever the hell we feel like adding new content. You’re not the boss here. You can’t tell me what to do.

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