Uncut: Session A for Episode 5

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Life in the Can

Comedy


You can't work that hard on something and not tell peopleSomething has been plugging me, KrisPlugging you?Plaguing!You should clean up that diphthongIt is the guy, that scary guyThe one driving the Monte CarloThese haunt your dreams don't they?How did you end up with a Monte Carlo Kris? It all began like thisI watched my old man slink into the Monte CarloAs I stood behind the screen door in my undwear at 7Painting it and redoing the entire carThe get it on mobileThe National is a version of itHow did you come about this car?I was given the carWhat allure does having a car in your name?The benefit is many foldHave the proper righteousnessTwo for Tuesday running hotLed Zeppelin crankingHis neck is going to be coldHow am I supposed to remove this grass in the wheel wellOh look, there's glazed donuts on the seatsThat's disturbingIt was in their nameThey had taken away my sex mobileGuidelines on how to be a man