Today we discuss how (OUTSIDE OF PORN) Hollywood, movies, and TV have misrepresented our respective trades. But we still talk about porn...

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Having A Wank

Tonight we talk about how television totally gave normal people the wrong idea about each of our trades. Not all plumbers have plumber's crack, not all mechanics are scumbags, and not all bus drivers are weirdos, but 99% of them are. 

It's Nothing Like Porn

Well after being gone for 4 months we are finally back, and ready to explain ourselves!  Grab a beer, and some tissues, and find out where we went

We're Back Bitches!

Here it is ladies and gentlemen! The long awaited Hangover Episode! 

Season 2 Finale: Drunk Night and Hangover Morning!

First off we apologize for the 20 minute rant about politics (mostly guns) that starts after we give Trevor some good old fashioned, well, fashion tips! Then we talk about Jobsite terminology. Words that you may not know we use. That we use! Crazy names for tools, parts, and anything else! Oh and Luis was not here this episode which made us ask... WHERE IS OUR MEXICAN!?

Where's Our Mexican!?

Today we're talking about the worst screw up we've ever discovered on a jobsite. Where we shoed up ready to work, and someone screw up so bad that they made our lives harder! We are also officially joined by our friend Luis! Grab a beer and listen to us bitch about our coworkers!

Blue Collar Bukkake

Today we are talking about our pet peeves! The crap on the job that drives us NUTS! (It's not a long drive for any of us) Grab a beer and lose your mind with us!

Oh Where Do I Begin?

Today on the podcast we talk with our friends Matt and Aaron, who are HUGE movie buffs and critics, to discuss movies. OK mostly just the Zack Snyder version of Justice League and the story behind it.  Grab a beer and check it out!

I Prefer Ray Charles #Snyderverse

Today we get to talk all about TOOLS! And no... Not ourselves. Tools we love, Tools we want, tools we can't believe exist!

Tools!

Today we talk about all of our personal projects. From music, to gear, to computers, to cars (If you couldn't guess)

The Things We Do For Car Parts

First off we apologize for the lower quality audio. We weren't paying attention and somehow accidentally recorded this with the Laptop mic instead of our incredibly expensive and shiny microphones. Beyond that it's business as usual. Grab a beer and you won't even notice the janky audio!

Roasting Trevor: Adventures Of The Redneck Yacht Club

Today we roast our very own Gar-bear. And we really have a hard time coming up with ways to ruin his night... Until max brings up a fuse. That may OR MAY NOT have cost him almost 2,000 dollars!

Roasting Gary: $1925 Fuse

Today we talk about why Frasier felt like he couldn't poop last week, and the waiter that sang the word "Smegma" to us Grab a beer and join the fun

Smegmaaaaa

Gary was missing, and it was supposed to be his roast night, we decided to pull a fast one and NOT roast him, and instead we're gonna roast him next week when he's actually here to face the music! Check out what we talk about when the loveable Garebear isn't here!

Fornication Under Consent Of The King!

Tonight Thomas' ass is on the line, and if you listen to this episode you'll know why! Please people, clean your toilets! Grab a drink and enjoy the fun!

Roasting Thomas Pitter Patter Pellets

What happens When you sit 5 tradesmen in a room together with beer? This... This is what happens