El Scorcho! Ay carumba! Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me I'm the epitome of public enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the street and dance with me I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I asked you to go to the Green Day concert You said you never heard of them (how cool is that) How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diary: "Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table" And then my heart stopped: "Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again." I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me How stupid is it? I can't talk about it I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute Just come up to me And say hello to my heart How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too And maybe you just don't know what to do And maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you' I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'Cause I think we'd make a good team And you would keep my fingernails clean But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 'Cause I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me I'm a lot like you I'm a lot like you I'm a lot like you I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me

Bathtime Boys

Bathtime Boys Episode 31 - Crossing the Delaware to Trap Beats

btb is back and as mentally deficient as ever! this time we talked about craig robinson, and how dr. perky was a government cover up that needs to be exposed. :)

Bathtime Boys Episode 30 - The Dr. Perky Documents

WE DID A PODCAST ON POO POO POINT AND CLICKBAITED IT BECAUSE WE ARE SELL OUTS THAT WANT SUCCESS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

Bathtime Boys Episode 29 - WE DID A PODCAST ON POO POO POINT

Bathtime Boys Episode 28 - Matthew really has to poop

The economy explained. Imagine you could call up a friend and say, "Meet me at the bar and tell me what's going on with the economy." Now imagine that's actually a fun evening.

Bathtime Boys Episode 27 - Nighttime Boys

In a more laid-back installment of BTB, the bathers talk about movies for a half-hour. Matthew attempts to talk as well, but due to his lack of movie knowledge he just sits in silence for 90% of the episode. TYLER (SWEAR WORDED) THE AUDIO AND ACCIDENTALLY PUT REVERB ON THE ENTIRE 30 MINUTES. ITS FIXED NOW THOUGH.

Bathtime Boys Episode 25 - Sam's Perfect Episode

The bath conglomerate gets corporate on this episode of Bathtime Boys. Can the episodes be any worse? Oh fuck yes.

Bathtime Boys Episode 24 - Brand Shills

Four upper echelon men discuss how to bring the sport of NASCAR to the rest of America, and even the world. General consensus determines that more explosions and sharks will do the trick. 

Bathtime Boys S2E23 - NASCAR NIRVANA

Bathtime Boys S2E22 - MATTHEW'S 21

Matthew explains his future, and how will have cured cancer with the help of cat milk.  Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Bathtime Boys S2E21 - Matthew's Cat Milk Farm

*TRANSCRIPT OF DISCORD CALL WITH MATTHEW* So I had these chips today I coughed, on them and they came out and then I like ripped a fat one, its kind of good.  What am I doing with my life, Tyler? How do I make myself feel like I'm doing things that make me happy. Should I change? Should I do it? Is it worth it? Is it worth risking it all so I may just be happy? I might just give up; I give up a lot. Maybe I just shouldn't give up. I'm not even kidding right now. Well actually I'm kidding right now. Maybe that's the problem. I kid too much, and I give up on things. Easy to give up on things when I'm kidding.  Tyler I think I just had a realization.  I just downed a squad in cod.  *END OF TRANSCRIPT*

Bathtime Boys S2E20 - Blind Flatulence

New Freud-like theories are developed on this episode of Bathtime Boys. Witness subpar-ness.  Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Bathtime Boys S2E19 - The Puke Watcher/Puke Eater Theory

Society is indebted to the services provided by BTB LLC.  Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Bathtime Boys S2E18 - And there I was, sitting there bellow an old willow tree. The day was new, I was drinking a fresh cup of joe. Suddenly I woke up. The year is 2044, I have become aged with time.

After a listen count record on a previous episode, the bathers attempt to regain the high by clickbaiting the episode with quadratic equation tutoring. (Real) topics include the need to reclaim the popularity of Nascar via Gen-Z, and a poop story (duh).  Check out our platforms to stay updated and informed on the lack of content we're working on: instagram.com/bathtimeboysofficial/ twitter.com/bathtimeboyspod youtube.com/channel/UC5p4OAT-qWvEhH8yYEAzaKw?

Bathtime Boys S2E17 - Solving Quadratic Equations (With Steps)

Bathtime Boys S2E16 - FREE TENET DOWNLOAD IN DESCRIPTION

3 boys talk about anything and everything in this conversational podcast.