Ian, Kris, and Mark apply their years of adventuring knowledge and survival experience to try and beat a series of beloved children's gamebooks. Just kidding. We're drunk.
You're a preternaturally speedy blue animal that talks, A.K.A a hedgehog. Dr. Robotnik has launched a plan to brainwash the world through his media mo...
A billionaire who definitely isn't John Hammond has a private island that's definitely not called Jurassic Park where he has developed a method of res...
The gamebook is afoot! You're not Sherlock Holmes, in fact your very existence is a mockery of everything he represents. But when Doctor Watson is acc...
Morrrrphhhhh! When Xavier is off vacationing in space and Cyclops is off crying in bed or something, there's no one left to command the X-Men but... w...
Your search for justice has brought you to the stinkiest town on the continent. Your mission? To wander the streets having random encounters until som...
Imagine a dimension you cannot imagine. It's like the three dimensions you're used to, except that it is distinct in every way. A dimension not only o...
Galaxy-burning wars betwixt spacefaring races. Majestic dragons with crystalline doppelgangers. Priceless glass bottles that can save the planet with ...
You're a spy kid! Again! This time your mission is to track down a time traveling invisible vampire who can explode like an atomic bomb. No really. Bu...
You're Spider-Man. Or possibly the restless ghost of Spider-Man, but you don't know that yet. Probably you should be saving New York from supervillain...
Books about paranormal detective children will never get old. Period. Will your discerning but cruel powers of deduction alienate you from everyone yo...