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David’s Thoughts

David Thought 48

Uniformed uniformed officers of the dumb brigade

David’s Thoughts 47

The cats interrupt me on this one. Good thing too, I was planning a murder. But no siree the cats were not gonna have that!

David’s Thought 46

I fail to understand reality in this one. Send help.

David Thought 45

The mayor Mayonnaise was quickly regretted by the populace as he smelled funny and no knew how past his expiration date he was

David’s Thought 44

I get down on onion soup mix and devalue Candy Crush in two separate take downs. Also story time.

David Thought 43

Oh where oh where did my thoughts have gone. Oh where oh where could they be?

David's Thought 42

I realize I was an idiot and didn't upload something correctly and YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE DAVID'S THIRD THOUGHT!

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David Thought 39

Hiatus? From cheaply some four minute podcasts that take 10 to make? Yep kids, I am sucking big time at getting other stuff dune so this goes on the back burner. Don't worry! It will return in good time. Like, when I get a job and a subsequent commute.

David Thought Hiatus?!

Who would have thought that a Mars joke would spark an international armed conflict? Not Third Street Elementary School's PE teacher Cheryl Franklin. "Listen, I just meant it to be a lesson on astrophysics but I had no idea that it would have been so offensive." The teacher faces a charge that carries up to four years in a maximum security anti-joke prison.

David Thought 38

Somehow I keep forgetting to publish these. ATTEMPT THREE

David's Thought 37

This one was supposed to be uploaded now for two days and have blown it twice in a row. I am so good at this!

David’s Thought 36

Who doesn't use duct tape as a permanent fix. Never in my life have I ever used duct tape as a temporary fix. Could explain why all the people keep falling off my ceiling though

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It’s the random impromptu thoughts David has throughout his day Cover art photo provided by Paolo Nicolello on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@paul_nic