We're back... I guess. We like to spork the roommates and talk about Will's tea.

Do You Guys Want Takeout?

Episode 20 - Sporking Your Roomie

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are back for a bit. We're catching up on a lot of news that you may have missed, our opinions about how the previous semester went and our unachievable goals for the next semester. This is while Will's laptop keeps crashing.

Episode 19 - Will's Laptop Likes to Crash

Help yourself to a free month trial to Skillshare: skillshare.eqcm.net/takeoutpodcast  Get freedom from non-VPN stuff with PureVPN: https://billing.purevpn.com/aff.php?aff=40508&chan=takeopodcast We're back and better than ever...not really. We had exams, and we're busy, but we finally got back to making this episode. We talk about Gabe's Glee Club and him being a sellout. We also talk about missing classes and Will's new podcast with his boss.

Episode 18 - We're Sellouts

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Episode 17 - Breathe Out, Oh Fuck

Help yourself to 2 audiobooks for free! www.audibletrial.com/takeoutpodcast This episode of the podcast we talk about a lot of highlights throughout the course of this week at the Big R. Classes, a bunch of academia talk and finally, sex talk with the Alphabet Porn game. We really change subjects often. Instagram - www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 16 - This Isn't the Beach; This is a Bathtub

Support the podcast and help yourself to two free audiobooks: www.audibletrial.com/takeoutpodcast This episode we talk about how delicious boston kreme donuts are especially when they're filled with NUT and not what you think. We also talk about Will's classmate who admittedly watched porn on his tiny Macbook Pro, and what Jimmy can misinterpret as glazed may really be something else. After all, double glazed donuts do not exist, and donuts should not be salty.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 15 - That Ain't Boston Kreme, Jimmy

Support the podcast and help yourself to a nice audiobook, two actually: www.audibletrial.com/takeoutpodcast This episode is a shorty, like the girls we host on the apartment casting couch. We're just kidding... anyways, we are both moved in and we talk about moving into the apartment, and how Will's couch is perfectly set up to be a Casting Couch. Sex jokes aside, we talk about plenty of opportunities for the show to grow and we're happy we've made it this far with all of you.Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 14 - The Apartment Casting Couch

Support the podcast and get two free audiobooks on us! www.audibletrial.com/takeoutpodcast We talk about Time Warner, Sony, and Disney financial problems... nearly 2 hours in. This episode we're joined by Zach... a different one than 2 episodes ago. Anyways, we mention the Spiderman MCU, Disney, and Sony financial problems. We talk about asbestos in the college dorms, the bad boy and really close to college campus robberies, the Kama Sutra, and the glorious Infinity Dildo, and obviously plenty more.This episode isn't one to miss. We eat Shrimp Stir Fry too.What to see what the shrimp stir fry looked like? Check it out on our Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 13 - Don't Be a Bitch, Time Warner

We fixed some mic issues! We talk about freshman convocation, public things that should not be allowed, and plagiarism/being used. Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 12 - Please, Not in Public

It's a family reunion with our friend Zach! We reunite with him after 2 years, play Vat19's Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza, talk about making jokes, the environment, and old highschool dramas. We talk about r/ nice guys, what it means to be an incel, and ramble on for 2 hours.Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 11 - Taco Sex Goat Cheese Condom

We are celebrating our double digit episode! With this episode, we eat Poke bowls, drink Oreo Milk Tea, and Ramune to cheers to our 10th episode. We react to a mad man and short king at his prom while we talk about ours. We also react to a guy that is balloon obsessed. Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 10 - Being Fun Sized at Prom

In this episode of Do You Guys Want Takeout, Gabe and Will return from vacation with lovely stories. We talk about a bunch of Southern Food and Will's LLC and new startup idea which involves socks, cotton, polyester, and that puss.Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeoutYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC26FK_8sgGvAep06dfyiNMQ?view_as=subscriberTwitter: www.twitter.com/matcha_papa

Episode 9 - Nut in the Sock

We talk about Will's massage. It gets very explicit. It's a really funny episode. Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeoutTwitter: www.twitter.com/matcha_papaYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC26FK_8sgGvAep06dfyiNMQ?view_as=subscriber

Episode 8 - Man Gravy

On this episode of Do You Guys Want Takeout, Will and Gabe are joined by their friend, Wyatt. Wyatt talks about his tea at his "retail" job, relate stories from our Park Jobs, mention a little bit about Mark Zuckerberg, and as a caution: This episode is kinda explicit. Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeoutTwitter: www.twitter.com/matcha_papaYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC26FK_8sgGvAep06dfyiNMQ?view_as=subscriber

Episode 7 - The Dangers of Customer Service

Happy Independence Day! For this episode, Gabe and Will already ate burgers and milkshakes before recording, but we talk about Will's content creation and his past experiences at his terrible student job, bad bosses, what went wrong in the previous podcast, and Gabe's reaction to a special someone listening to Episode 2.Instagram: www.instagram.com/doyouguyswanttakeout

Episode 6 - Donna Got No Buns

College students talking about late night cravings, off-topic stories, and student life.