Dragons of Paralandia Episode 32: Paint The Town RedAt last, our heroes' journey in Arboria had come to conclusion. They hatched the eggs, protected them from the evil hands of the Red Queen, ousted an incompetent mayor and cleaned up the mess that his town had become. After being granted a kingdom of their own from the King of Arboria himself, they prepare for their future and the future of Flavortown. Where will the road take them next? Join us in our discord community!https://discord.gg/9xc5TsaYjKDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Teller of the Tales""Achaidh Cheide""Windswept"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 32: Paint The Town Red

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 31: The Calm After A StormPreviously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and defended the city against a seige by the powerful lich Parox. The party spends some time reaching out to the allies they have accrued over the past months. Tillie brings her caravan to Eagle Hill, Grot channels his inner Gordon Ramsay, Vaeros realizes he is a born P-Skeeting champion, and Korthax makes a pair of hot-pad shoes.Join us in our discord community!https://discord.gg/ATngwhgDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Teller of the Tales"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 31: The Calm After A Storm

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and defended the city against a seige by the powerful lich Parox.The party rests after the seige of Eagle Hill, and meets with the King of Arboria. Tillie fires her only employee, Grot scolds the King for not returning his letters, Korthax and Vaeros learn what their family has been up to in their absence.Join us in our discord community!https://discord.gg/ATngwhgDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Teller of the Tales"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 30: Take Me To Flavortown

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 29: The Battle for Eagle Hill, Part 2Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much more dangerous foe. The party continues to fight the good fight, and have the final duel with Parox the Undead Wizard. Can our unexpected heroes save the town of Eagle Hill or will they fall and concede the dragons to the hands of the Red Queen?Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Long Note One""Industrial Cinematic"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 29: The Battle for Eagle Hill, Part 2

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much more dangerous foe. The party begins to fight off the hordes that assault the city of Eagle Hill. Tillie, Grot and Vaeros attempt to hold the wall as Korthax brings the children back, making a new friend along the way.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Long Note One""Teller of the Tales""Industrial Cinematic"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 28: The Battle for Eagle Hill, Part 1

Join Agent Fridrich Voigt, Jackie Bitters, and Drake Sovereign, three members of The Darning Watch as they investigate a string of missing people connected to an ancient castle with a dark past. Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden LegAgent Fridrich Voigt: @SammersJackie Bitters: @HeavyHandedHealerDrake Sovereign: @Mr. EOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Sounatore di Luiuto""SCP-x2x (Unseen Presence)""SCP-x5x (Outer Thoughts)""SCP-x6x (Hopes)"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Stories of Paralandia Episode 4: The Mystery of Foss Castle

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much more dangerous foe.The party heads off to tie up loose ends before the fight. Tillie helps the poet formerly known as Geoffrey find his shoes, Grot talks about his feelings, Vaeros blesses some water, and Korthax has to rescue the kids.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Teller of the Tales""Windswept"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 27: Stick Steps

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much more dangerous foe.The party spends the day finalizing battle plans and has one final meeting with Captain Peligrino. Tillie learns about the new Geoffrey, Grot gets a new jacket, Vaeros has some serious de ja vous, and Korthax almost kills a man.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Teller of the Tales""Windswept"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 26: The Dragons Out of the Bag

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much more dangerous foe.The party spends one last night together before the impending attack by a reanimated Everest. Tillie learns about Skaadi's curse, Grot makes stuffed goblin tacos, Vaeros learns all about the Agricult and it's teachings, and Korthax has a heart to heart with Ro.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Prelude and Action""Teller of the Tales""Windswept""Despair and Triumph"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 25: I Dream of Goldridge

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much dangerous foe.The party makes their way out of town to deal with some disturbances on the fight before the bad battle. Tillie starts a fight with some constructs, Grot drops some advice about cursed rings, Vaeros starts a flower collection, and Korthax makes another new friend.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Windswept""Thunder Dreams""Teller of the Tales""Long Note One"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 24: A Roke By Any Other Name

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal. The party disposed of her and are facing a much dangerous foe.The party discusses the battle to come with the Sparkling Captain, San Peligrino while awaiting their companions' arrival. Tillie becomes a messiah, Grot gives away his girlfriend, Vaeros meets the leader of the Agricult, and Korthax makes vegetable puns.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Windswept""Teller of the Tales""Long Note One"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 23: Goblins and Whiskey

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal.  The party meets the Captain of the Goldcoats, San Peligrino and explains their situation, they follow some of the leads in Lady Cardinal's black book and discover some of the secrets of the city of Eagle Hill. Tillie tries a Goblin delicacy, Grot gives an ex-slaver a second chenace, Vaeros removes a curse, Korthax defends the group's dealings in Eagle Hill. Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.io DM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My Luck Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio --------------------------------- Music used in the episode: "Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Windswept""Teller of the Tales" Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 22: Geoffrey, the Goldbringer

Join the young Eggie, Marduk, and Moree as they venture into the Skeinsvaag wilds while bored during a marriage festival. They get themselves into some trouble with the forest-dwelling mostrosities and have to fight for their lives. Join us in our discord community through our website! https://irrationalrad.io DM: @A Wooden Leg Eggie: @Sammers Marduk Hornklove: @HeavyHandedHealer Moree Aaberg: @Just My Luck Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio --------------------------------- Music used in the episode: "Sounatore di Luiuto" "Silver Flame" "Long Note One" "Despair and Triumph" Music from https://filmmusic.io All of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Stories of Paralandia Episode 2: The Rescuing of Astrid

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal.The party cleans up after a gruesome battle with Lady Cardinal and starts out the details. Tillie tries to recruit a male "bathworker", Grot writes a pardon for the mayor, Vaeros finally realizes there was talcum powder the whole time, Korthax wears ladies clothing.Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Windswept"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 21: Bit and Jublies

Previously, our adventurers had forged a path across Arboria, one of the Human kingdoms in search of a place to hatch the dragon eggs they had found. They evicted a group of bandits from a mine they ended up with the deed to and became embroiled in cleaning up the town of Eagle Hill, only a few miles from their new "stronghold." The political scene in Eagle Hill had become only more complicated as time went on, involving the ousting of a poor mayor, and the assassination of the sure-to-be mayor elect, all at the hands of one powerful and corrupt woman, Lady Cardinal.The party has the meeting with Lady Cardinal with the intent to kill her. Tillie learns the nature of Geoffrey's attraction to her, Vaeros eats dirt, and Korthax discovers lemon pepper.  Join us in our discord community through our website!https://irrationalrad.ioDM: @A Wooden Leg (Co-DMed offscreen by @HeavyHandedHealer)Vaeros: @SammersKorthax: @Shady AnklebottomsGrot: @Mr. ETillie: @Just My LuckOur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/irrationalradio---------------------------------Music used in the episode:"Crossing the Chasm""The Descent""Ishikari Lore""Long Note One""Round Drums""Windswept"Music from https://filmmusic.ioAll of the above by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Dragons of Paralandia Episode 20: To Kill A Cardinal

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