Andy is shocked to hear that Antifa have stolen an Alvin Stardust statue from Newark-On-Trent. He then chats to Barry from Swindon, who is busy protecting the nation's statues and monuments; his lovely lady friend June; Matt Hancock MP; the CEO of Antifa, Kai; and finally Braincase Rob, who is horrified to discover his psychotherapy sessions have been recorded on a public blog.

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Episode 12

A special Coronavirus special of The Andy Churnwell on Emblem Digital, recorded live from Andy's Yaris, where he now lives in self-isolation. The world has gone to shit and the UK is having a blast. Yay! Andy chats to Jeremy from Richmond, his lady friend June, Sean Bean, and BC Rob and Jonathan Apache.

Episode 11

A special Coronavirus special of The Andy Churnwell on Emblem Digital, recorded live from Andy's Yaris, where he now lives in self-isolation. The world has gone to shit and the UK is carrying on as if nothing is happening. Yay! In this episode, Andy chats to Nigel from Northallerton, who is delighted that his generation has been given a chance to exhibit "blitz spirit"; to Mick from Staines, who's worried about Tyson Fury's mental health; to his Northern lover June, who has stocked up on pizzas and wine; to June's friend Janice, who is stranded with her son Tyson in Tenerife; to Kevin from Long Ashton, who is incredibly well prepared for the end of times; and CEO Braincase Rob, who is currently quarantined on Bezos Island, waiting to party bunga bunga style with the big boys.

Episode 10 - Coronavirus Nightmare Special

In this episode, host Andy Churnwell chats to his old pal Dominic Lawson; to his Northern lady friend June, who is all woman, about their Blue Passport Cruise round the UK; to June's friend Janice, whose son Tyson is out of control; to the actor who played Bounty boaster One Sheet (AKA One Shit); and to Jovis, the Millennial social media guru at Braincase Films. Plus, Andy's Chip Shop Odyssey takes him to Brislington in Bristol. Music from Chode and Ringo.

Episode 9

In this Christmas edition of the show, Millennial Award-winning broadcaster Andy Churnwell showcases his new charity single "Spare A Thought For Jumbo Nuts This Christmastime", featuring Ringo Star, Bobby Davro, Sean Bean and D-Law (Dominic Lawson). Andy also chats to his new lady friend June, who looks like Jane McDoland and Liz from Coronation Street and is all woman, and threatens to run Kevin from Long Ashton down in his Yaris. Braincase Rob calls in. And Breville chat with Ringo Starr! Plus: music from Les Inferno and Racey

Episode 8

In this episode Millennial Award-winning broadcaster Andy Churnwell sings the praises of Tory MP Grant Shapps; chats to Tim from Bristol, whom he quickly puts on his enemies list; gets the lowdown from Radiohead guitarist Ed O'Brien, who loves chunky riffs; berates an American Millennial director; and grills Braincase Rob on the whereabouts of Braincase Jason. Plus: music from Residual Heat and Chode!

Episode 7

In this episode award-winning broadcaster Andy Churnwell chats to his good friend D-Law (Dominic Lawson) about their new book, Home County Rambles, which critics have reviewed rather unfavourably; receives a series of nuisance calls; discovers his Scottish heritage; and chats to the Braincase boys about their latest business ventures. Music from Minty Clinch, Tannoy and Braincase Rob.

Episode 6

In this episode award-winning broadcaster Andy Churnwell campaigns for a hard Brexit and takes calls from cat killer Barry from Swindon and actor Sean Bean. He also chats to Grant Shapps and the boys from Braincase Films. Music from Braincase Rob.

Episode 5

In this special Christmas edition of the podcast, Andy Churnwell rants about Paul Hollywood; chats to his ex-wife's new lover, Steve, a man who Andy believes looks like Paul Hollywood; falls out, again, with his best pal Dominic Lawson (D-Law); discusses Brexit with Dominic Raab MP; and endure a conversation with his new employers, Braincase Films, who call live from their trendy Christmas party. Plus, there is music from '70s rockers Chode and Sexy Geordie with Die Weltenbummler.

Episode 4

In this episode Sean Bean rings in (again), this time to discuss his vision for a northern James Bond, AKA Jim Bond; Andy upsets his good friend, the columnist Dominic Lawson; the bloke who played the Hofmeister bear brags about his past sexual conquests; and the Braincase boys are back to discuss Robbie Fowler, yoga and Mutya. Plus, there's music from Roland Cloth and Buck Truckman.

Episode 3

In this episode Andy speaks to actor Sean Bean, who's recently launched his own brand of baked bean pies; discusses service stations with goalie legend David James; hears from Leeds-based rapper and social worker MC Fushigi; placates confused Tommy Robinson supporters; addresses accusations of his sexual deviancy; chats to a real money saving expert; and welcomes back Rob and Jason of Braincase Films, who talk about their plans to sue the NHS. Plus, there's music from B-Shaun Freeze, Savon Luxe, Steve Warren and En Vigor.

Episode 2

In the first episode host Andy Churnwell speaks to a lovely lady called Mary; offers his thoughts on the new Andy Pandy reboot, which stars James Corden; chats to entrepreneurs Jason and Rob of Braincase Films; discusses cockney singer Roland Cloth with Roland’s son; grills Tory MP Michael Nabb, who has taken to living in a lay-by in his mondeo; talks celebgosstainment with Julia Preston-Leigh; and tackles the Israel-Palestine conflict with footballer Gareth Southgate. Plus, there’s music from Chode, Mick Bluff & The Fuzz, Fuzzy Logic, Melange and Menz All Rite.

Episode 1

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