The Boys are back. T gives us his favorite pet names for women, and the duo talk about the ultimate method of evacuation. Brought to you by the P.P.A.

T's brother 3petes your eardrums, and the trio hypothesize about genital swapping + BONUS Roast of Gary.

T's Dad stops by to regale us all with tales of yore. Find out what kids did for fun before video games and instant porn, and what sound a cinder bloc...

Advice for life, F' All This Noise style. T answers the questions you didn't ask, and helps you to achieve your true potential. Which is nothing.

It's F' All This Noise, now with 86% less comedy. T laments his inability to heal the world while Gary laments everything else. The duo demonstrate ju...

James returns and weaves a tale of misery and mental illness. Also, T outlines his plans for America and his upcoming novel.

Have you experienced true despair and horror in your life? Not until you've met Mike Dayton. The world will never be the same.

The boys reach into the mailbag and discuss ape rape, sea turtle rape, and parrot rape. Also, T gives his girl something to think about on vacation.

Our buddy ol' pal James drops by and brings with him the spirit of Marvin Gaye. Lend your ear and learn from "The F.A.T.N. Guide to Courting and Cooin...

The boys discuss North Korea, movies, breakfast cereal, and mull the dangers of compliments. Also, a revisit of polygamy, it isn't pretty.