The Alchemist do calculations and fight space cats in Wing Commander.  Key Elements: Stabby Cross, Alien Cats, Spacism You can watch this conversation...

The Alchemist slather on the mud and try to defeat the Predator.  Key Elements: Sexual Tyrannosaurus, Mud Bath, Pencil Pushing Subscribe to our Youtub...

The Alchemist try and strike out the competition in Summer Catch. Key Elements: Knee Beer, Thong, Drunken Sailor

The Alchemist get manipulated and negged by an evil jock in She's All That. Key Elements: Pubic Pizza, Usher of Puppets, Real World

The Alchemist have our fill of scary objects and our shitty In-Laws in Swallow. Key Elements: Marble, Newspaper Clipping, Dirt Snack

The Alchemist blow up the streets of Miami trying to get out heroine back in Bad Boys. Key Elements: Commish Dreams, Ether Explosions, "Mike Lowwwwery...

The Alchemist fight against the newest addition to their family in Orphan.  Key Elements: Spencer's Gifts Porn, Arm Vice, Nun Hammer 

The Alchemist try to escape a wild west witch brothel in The Pale Door.  Key Elements: Brother Magic, Spur Mouth, Crow Burster

The Alchemist try and survive our cousin in The Good Son.  Key Elements: Mr. Highway, Rubber Duckie, Ghost Mom

The Alchemist pull their skin tight in The Wretched.  Key Elements: Dark Mothers, Cool Socks, Sara Suit