It worked in the movie! This week John picked The Return of the Living Dead. Zac is meh to fair on it, but good god does this episode go off the rails quick. Like it's shocking. Gritty is there. Hopefully there will be a better episode next week, but for now: bravery. Check us out on Facebook and give us 5 stars on Apple podcasts so that more people can see our bull shit. Love you guys! 

For Your Infilmation with Zac and John

Return of the Living Mack (The Return of the Living Dead, 1985)

AH SHIT BABY WE BACK!Welcome to season three of the show! We are starting this season with March Madness! This is where John picks the movies that Zac hasn't seen, and this week the selection is Heavy Metal from 1981. We hope you have a rocking good time with the episode, and please leave us a nice lil' review on Apple Podcasts and follow us on twitter and Facebook. Damn, it's good to be back.

Hard Rock Cafe/Casino/Rehab (Heavy Metal, 1981)

SEASON TWO IS COMPLETE. Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who listened this year, or anytime. We Love you, and we need you (no one from outside of Hiram/Dallas, GA will get that reference). Zac and John shoot the shit about the year of the podcast, and the year around the podcast. Here's to season three! We'll see you in Febuary. 

Get Streaming, or Die Tryin': Season Two Finale

Hi-oh! This week we cover the Muppet's Christmas Carol. It's not bad enough that Scrooge is seeing apparitions; they gotta be muppets too. Check us out on Facebook, give us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (if you have time and want us to keep Frank Synopsis on payroll), and Hail Santa!

It ain't easy being Scrooge (the Muppet's Christmas Carol, 1992)

TAKE IT EASY ON THE BACARDI! On this festive episode Zac and John shovel the snow off hidden gem Scrooged from 1988! We also talk about nipples for like3 minuets. We're fun. Tell your shitty friends.Check us out on Facebook, and if you feel so inclined give us a 5 star rating on Apple Podcasts so that we can keep Frank Synopsis on pay roll.

Charles Dickens Chafed Nipples (Scrooged, 1988)

HO HO HO HO! After watching Silent Night Deadly Night you might view that joyous phrase a little differently. None the less, it is the holiday season, and Zac and John are here to ruin it again. We deep dive into the phycology of Silent Night Deadly night and John makes you a nice winter cocktail to go with your suffering. Give us a like on Facebook, and please consider giving us a 5 star rating on apple podcasts. Happy Holidays, and Hail Santa! 

The Moral Ambiguity of Christmas (Silent Night Deadly Night, 1984)

This episode is scrumdidilyumptious! Hang out with us this Thanksgiving weekend (and avoid your family). Zac tells you all about one of his favorite childhood movies, and John uses it as a springboard to talk about the atrocities of the Nestle company. Check us out on facebook, and as always give us five stars on apple podcasts so we can get more shit heads like you in here. Happy turkey day everyone! All praise be to Ben Franklin. 

Zac and John and The Oatmeal Movie (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 1971)

This week Zac and John explore Showgirls from 1995, getting down into all those nooks and crannies to see what merit lies beneath this sexploitation film. John makes a Vegas worthy cocktail, and Zac talks about Kyle MacLachlan's butt. Like us on Facebook and remember to tell your shitty friends about us!

Nomi? I Barely Know Her! (Showgirls, 1995)

This week we take journey to the indie-pop-Bill-Murray filled world of Wes Anderson. C heck us out on Facebook, and as always tell your shitty friends. 

The Wes Anderson Preparatory School of Aesthetics I(Rushmore, 1998)

We finish out our SLASHERS! series with the most infamous of all: Leatherface! Also in this episode, a scrumptious gory gourd cocktail that is sure to shiver your spine (and your liver)! Check out the rest of our series, and as always tell your shitty friends about us. 

SLASHERS!: Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 1974)

One, Two Freddy's cumming for you. This week we continue our Slashers! series with ol' Fred Krueger and his grabby hands. Check us out on Facebook, give us a nice lil' review on Apple Podcasts, and as always tell your shitty friends.

SLASHERS!: Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm St, 1984)

Welcome back to our SLASHERS! series where we take a deep dive into one of horror's most prolific and despised genres. Also this week John tells you about pumpkin wine, and Zac does his best Ronald Reagon impression. It's a little all over the place. Check us out on Facebook and give us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts! 

SLASHERS!: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th, 1980)

Halloween is here, baby! the season and the film. This month we look into the slasher subgenre, and where better to start than with John Carpenter's Halloween from 1978. John tells you about pumpkin beers, Zac pleads to Taco Bell to make a food truck, and Frank Synopsis is moving on up in the world. All good things. Make sure to like us on Facebook, and tell your shitty friends! 

SLASHERS!: Michael Myers (Halloween, 1978)

We're going to get an Oscar for this! If there were oscars for covering fucked up movies, that is. Welp, it's come to this. We've brought it up too many times and now it would be weird to not cover Cannibal Holocaust, right? (What the ever loving fuck have we done?). Fair warning: this episode is gross. Proceed with caution.

Cannibal Holocaust pt 2: A Full Damn Meal (Cannibal Holocaust, 1980)

This week Zac and John take a dive in the bottomless abyss of Italian cannibal films. We did this. We did it for you. Like our facebook. Share our posts. Rate us 5 stars. It's the least you can do. We'll never be the same. This shit gross, ya'll.(Mentioned films: The Montain of the Cannibal God, 1978; Cannibal Ferox, 1981; and The Green Inferno, 2013)

Cannibal Holocaust pt One: A Pre-Dinner Mint (Cannibal Holocaust, 1980)

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