Hello girls and boys. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin. Also, James very kindly came back bringing that older brother, big dick energy! I...

Hold our hands up, we missed last week. In that spirit of timekeeping - HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It's a monstrously good episode. Scarily funny. Frighteningly...

In 1952 experimental composer John Cage composed 4'33". It is a score for any combination of instruments, with the players being instructed not to pla...

MAXIMUM ROM! MAXIMUM COM! In which we discuss lengthy sex scenes; my consort! and tennis boners.

The hottest new talent in Hollywood, Brandon Matthews (stage name) popped in and cast us all in his new blockbuster. I'm sure you'll agree, we crushed...

Guess who's back, back again? Sam is back! Tell a friend. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Gu...

Far be it from us to suggest that Matt uses gimmicks in his pitches, but my God if this isn't the best gimmick he has ever used in a pitch. He will go...

In a move that will surprise nobody, there is a metric fuck tonne of singing in this episode. Good job we all have angelic voices. Unfortunately those...

[Harry, don't forget to complete this before we go on holiday] It gets crazy in this one. I can't believe (insert) said (insert). What are they like? ...

Hello, Dragons. We are Four Bad Pitches and we are looking for an investment of £100 000 four a 10% stake in our company Very Good Inventions Ltd. We ...