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Four Bad Pitches Podcast

Episode 34 - Best Childrens TV Show

Hold our hands up, we missed last week. In that spirit of timekeeping - HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It's a monstrously good episode. Scarily funny. Frighteningly arousing. A real audio treat. Ghosts and shit. In which we discuss 21st Century icon Osama bin Laden; the benefits of living in a foggy hellscape; and Rasputin (not that one)

Episode 33 - Best Movie Monster

In 1952 experimental composer John Cage composed 4'33". It is a score for any combination of instruments, with the players being instructed not to play and instead the audience spends the duration of the piece listening to the sounds of the environment around them. All this is to say that there is 10 seconds of silence at the start of this episode; deal with it. In which we discuss vampires, pirates and a 10-year-old boy.

Episode 32 - Best Videogame Protagonist

MAXIMUM ROM! MAXIMUM COM! In which we discuss lengthy sex scenes; my consort! and tennis boners.

Episode 31 - Best Rom Com

The hottest new talent in Hollywood, Brandon Matthews (stage name) popped in and cast us all in his new blockbuster. I'm sure you'll agree, we crushed the audition. In which we discuss the solitary cow punch, lift ignition (remix) and An Obama Barman

Episode 30 - Most Annoying Celebrity to be Stuck in a Lift With

Guess who's back, back again? Sam is back! Tell a friend. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Never thought about it before but he tells you who is back and then keeps asking you to guess. Seems a bit sadistic. In which we discuss primary and peripheral grievers; the best time to network; and meet M Boo-boo

Episode 29 - Worst Thing to Bring to a Funeral

Far be it from us to suggest that Matt uses gimmicks in his pitches, but my God if this isn't the best gimmick he has ever used in a pitch. He will go bankrupt if it gets him those sweet, sweet votes. In which we discuss; infidelity, magic chicken and decide just how much our integrity is worth in the face of bribery.

Episode 28 - Best Takeaway

In a move that will surprise nobody, there is a metric fuck tonne of singing in this episode. Good job we all have angelic voices. Unfortunately those angels smoke 40 a day and drink battery acid. Also they are dead. Molly came back though so that was nice. In which we discuss barista cats, bun kissing and what a swell guy Meatloaf is.

Episode 27 - Best Film Musical

[Harry, don't forget to complete this before we go on holiday] It gets crazy in this one. I can't believe (insert) said (insert). What are they like? How about when we learnt that (insert) went to prison for (insert)with a (insert)and (insert). Gnarly. If you like (insert) this is the episode for you! In which we get serious, get a little less serious and, of course we (insert)

Episode 26 - Most Controversial 21st Century Figure

Hello, Dragons. We are Four Bad Pitches and we are looking for an investment of £100 000 four a 10% stake in our company Very Good Inventions Ltd. We currently have two products in our range: The MB69 (complete with a four pack of antennae) and our patented colonoscopy app. Thank you. We were joined by very special guest, and moulder of minds, Andrew! In which we discuss a food designed to guzzle, letting the bull down and glasses that definitely aren't a scam.

Episode 25 - Worst 21st-Century Invention

Please continue listening to this podcast. The experiment requires that you continue. It is absolutely essential that you continue. You have no other choice, you must go on. In which we discuss nasty boys, wicker suitability, and say hello to an old friend.

Episode 24 - Wildest Experiment

Wake up, sheeple! The man has been lying to you your whole life and you've just been taking it like a big dumb baby. Is that what you are, a stinky idiot in a smelly nappy? I didn't think so. So open your ears to this and it just might open your eyes. Lucrative. In which we discuss the link between the deaths of JFK and Alfred Hitchcock, hear the first (and possibly last) episode of a brand new podcast and find out why the answer is Joel Dommett.

Episode 23 - Most Convincing Conspiracy Theory

We had a new friend round to play so we did what we always do and talked about which Disney character we would most like to be a freak in the sheets with. Weirdly, she had already given it some serious thought. Thanks Katy! In which we dicuss serious smouldering, full-body sex armour and doing 'research'

Episode 22 - Sexiest Anthropomorphised Disney Character

Christ we had a lot to live up to with this title. Luckily we came at it from wildly, wildly, different directions so there should be something for everyone. We are joined by special guest Rhys who went H.A.M. In which we discuss New Jerseyans, Punk'd and Aristocrats

Episode 21 - Funniest Joke

Numbers, huh? What are they like? Some people would tell you they are one of the fundamental building blocks of everything we know and understand, but what do they know? Anywho, this is my way of saying that there are only 3 Four Bad Pitchers this week. Deal with it, Punks. In which we discuss, fat war criminals, STATS! and sweet things wrapped in bile.

Episode 20 - Best Pitcher

A friendly but competitive podcast where we pitch our wits against each other on a different topic each episode.