It’s been a while, and it’s largely Boris’s fault. But he is very sorry, and it will not happen again.  Also, a failed expressions corner.

F.U. I’m Right

#23: Don’t Call it a Come Back

The fellas discuss pastries, beating up your own father, whether bulldogs have anything to do with bulls, toupees, and buttwiping. Also, Skillman is right…..

#22: Unbeweavable

In this podcast, the guys tackle revealing clothing, what it means to fly by the seat of one’s pants, and why it’s never cool to spoil the ending to the Usual Suspects.

#21: Bottom Balls / Top Dong

The guys spill drinks, break glasses and discuss myriad topics such as christmas cards, the proper use of the word “lady,” whether people are the best or the worst, and if nuts can be characterized as a dessert.  Continue listening after the outro to hear a failed (and poorly edited) beer tasting challenge to follow … Continue reading #20: You Are Highness

#20: You Are Highness

The guys discuss whether you can tell someone’s race by their voice, judging friends email links and hogwash. Then another great conversation about toilet etiquette.

#19: Underwear Are For Poop

In this shaky episode full of shameful admissions, the guys admit to some minor pedophilia, discuss the nearly twenty- year old movie the Truman Show, and spoil M. Knight Shamylan movies.  Also, Greg and David’s improv attempts catastrophically and cringe-inducing fail, and Greg makes “the best argument Boris has ever heard.”

#18: What about your E’s?

In this episode, the guys decide between killing their childhood dog and breaking up with their cohabitant (watch out Rover!), and display an alarming lack of knowledge concerning the Dalai Lama and Hari Krishna. In a moment of candor, Greg concedes David’s physical attractiveness. Also, hang on after the outro to hear more uninformed discussion … Continue reading #17: Does the Dalai Lama Bang?

#17: Does the Dalai Lama Bang?

This episode — in a surprise to no one — prominently features bathroom behavior.  The guys also guys discuss nickels, dimes, gift-horses and mole volcanoes; find out what “The Price is Right” and toilet paper have in common; and Boris takes a controversial stance at the end of the episode. Also, theme music.

#15: It’s the build up that makes it uncomfortable that makes it good

The guys discuss important topics like Boris’s tiered ranking of whiteout, making eye contact with fellow joggers, tedious dice rituals, and Greg’s most confounding expression to date.

#14: It’s hard to dust for fingerprints in pudding

The guys discuss “other interests” in resumes, Boris confesses to stealing a bowling pin, David has a shameful admission about his competition in the cardboard boat,-building competition, and Greg talks about two expressions he  doesn’t understand.  Also, there’s a question about plants that the guys ignore entirely to discuss names instead.

#13: Shut Up, I’m gonna explain combat juggling

The guys discuss lonely socks, society’s addiction to denim, electro-magnetized shirts and complex race relations.  Also, Greg is rattled by an encounter on the subway, and David tells a completely unintelligible story about tipping.

#12: Underwear Nostalgia

In this episode, the guys discuss memory lapses, Boris’s deal-breakers, simple sexual courtesies, and whether going to hell is better or worse if you’re in a handbasket.

#11: Thank Youuuuu!!!!

In what’s likely the shakiest episode to date, Greg battles technical difficulties, and the boys discuss the definition of “breakfast,” whether flossing is overrated, peeing in your own shower, and hitler mustaches.

#10: Binary Squatting

The boys discuss the merits of bud light limes, last appetizer etiquette, Korean Jesus, the details of pornographic cinematography, and areola thresholds. Also, Greg remains undefeated at David’s increasingly unfunny section: Duck, Duck, News!  Also, Kate.

#9: Salty Delivery Systems

The guys discuss cutting age issues such as the days of the week; how exceptions could possibly prove rules; adults wearing jerseys; feral humans; and ManPads (TM).  Also, David’s second attempt at a news section goes terribly wrong.