We wanted a baby shower and all we got was this stupid vision quest. Come on, ya jamokes, According to Sarah the "Pin the penis on the baby" game is a staple of all baby showers. Music: "Anacrime" - Karoshi Boy

Gritty Reboot Podcast

The Sexiest Beanie Baby (Wynonna Earp S2 E8)

Canadian geography lessons, strip club stories, Bass Reeves facts, and beer mixing tips. We're not drunk enough for this. It is what it is. Music: It Always Happens This Way - Toulouse

Whatever, Law & Order Music (Wynonna Earp S2 E7)

The Twilight baby is back and Doc doesn't know what condoms are. Time to suck down some Beaver Buzz and ponder who the tiny, sexy dragon in your life is. Music: Hold Me Up - Banner Pilot

70s Soup, Salad & Unlimited Homunculus (Wynonna Earp S2 E6)

Look, it's not a common name, okay? Music: Blistering Blue Barnacles - Möngöl Hörde

The Unpronounceable Ewan (Wynonna Earp S2 E5)

Why does every show have a jazz number? We've got a new Mad Dog physique contender coming in hot, but that high note gets overshadowed by some really...icky family vibes. This goo demon acting like the coronavirus the way it gets spread around. Music: Tyler Herro - Jack Harlow

He's Broken Out of His Sleeping Bag (Wynonna Earp S2 E4)

Hello, fellow Gunters! Welcome to our discussion of anything other than Ready Player Two. There's a lot of obsession with what's up cheerleader's skirts in this episode. Thank god we break from that inappropriate moment for Wynonna to beat up some children. Music: Your Gravest Words - The Lawrence Arms

No Locked Doors in This House (Wynonna Earp S2 E3)

A real quick-hitter here, folks. This episode was a narrative exercise in running in place, so we talk about Medea, police clearance rates, and don't even do a synchronized howl when we discuss the lesbian sex scene. Music: Spooky Action at a Distance - Iron Chic

*Gulp* Spooky Action (Wynonna Earp S2 E2)

Wynonna Earp has rewarded our patience! The most beloeved episode yet. There's a wonderful IT nerd, we bash all the gorgeous CW doorknobs, and we discuss why Halsey inspires real pain. Music: All Hands - Protest The Hero

Kristen Bell but Better? (Wynonna Earp S2 E1)

We just spent last episode ragging on Wynonna Earp's season 1 finale. Would we be fool enough to commit to watching more? What do you take us for, not-idiots? Music: Web in Front - Archers of Loaf

Cut the Bagels All the Way (Season 4 Preview)

Well, we really didn't like this season finale. We didn't get a full lizard transformation or anything, there were too many bulletproof vests, and then snake monsters appeared out of nowhere. Somebody better be dead. Music: After the Party - The Menzingers

Reasoning with an Angry Mob (Wynonna Earp S1 E13)

So, we all hate Willa as a character and want to see her torn apart by wild horses tied to each of her limbs. Besides that sentiment, we mostly discuss sex cults, Herman Melville, and Jackie Chan/Jennifer Love Hewitt vehicles. Music: "Breathe Grease" - Municipal Waste

Pro Vaginal Branding (Wynonna Earp S1 E12)

There are poker tournaments that never happen, demon hookers biting off penises, and Wynonna's hair inexplicably looks great through all of it. Music: "Wild One" - Colleen Green

Blood is the Thing I Love (Wynonna Earp S1 E11)

We are the smartest podcast in the world. Between the bird puns, bear puns, zoology, Navajo Nation geography, and knowledge of Greek architecture, we pretty much cover it all. Thank god there's a bear attack in this episode of Wynonna Earp. It's been ages since we covered a good mauling. Music: "Bore Me" - The Hellacopters

Live Spit-Takes (Wynonna Earp S1 E10)

All we want is to see hot chicks kiss because we are a very reserved and mature podcast. Unfortunately, this episode also had some other plot with summoned beasts and burying witches. We really take the discourse to new depths. Music: "Hollywood Factory" - Skating Polly

The Hank Williams Rating System (Wynonna Earp S1 E9)

Ever wonder what we'd do if we ran into a really good episode of a TV show? Of course we'll still nitpick it, talk about Shakespeare's biceps, and provide facts about Alberta's meat processing industry. Music: "Potemkin City Limits" - Propagandhi

Overrated Serial Killers (Wynonna Earp S1 E8)

On Gritty Reboot, we make fun of TV’s dark side. Hosts Sarah, Kevin, and Hunter tackle dark, mysterious teen dramas episode by episode, with laughs and insights along the way. Currently tackling Riverdale, season 1!