This month's Box of Shame is finally escaping the media-hounding Coronavirus. The girls address a racist citizen's arrest. A Florida predator requests a piss-nipple in exchange for freedom. We finally get a break in a cold case thanks to the miracles of DNA testing. Ink Master's contestant gets charge with murder after driving while intoxicated. We feel this quarantine starts looking more like the movie "Outbreak" once a monkey gets on the loose in Massachusetts. An Illinois man assaults a news reporter with a decade-long-dead joke. An then the girls circle back to Florida with Florida-man's cousin, John Wick. Sit back, pour a glass, and justkeep ridin' it out with us because we are only halfway through this trainwreck of a year...

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Box of Shame June 2020

This week, Jess brings us to Uganda, Cnada to cover the viral murders commited by Johnson Aziga. Marci aggressively educates us on safe sex all while Jess skirts around a shy-nut situation. Sit back, pour a glass, and stay with me on this one...

Blame it on the Ghost Nut

This week, Jess' vibrator commits seppuku and Marci dives into the Victorian Era version of Dr. Evil with the poisonous serial killing of Dr. Cream. This case is comically ridiculous but is successfully solved through some good ole' police scissoring. Sit back, pour a glass, and never trust a fart because we move along so much in this episode we are renting a Uhaul.

Victorian Dr. Evil

This week, the girls bring back an episode that you never knew you missed because they were too wasted during it's original recording. Jess slaps Marci in the face with a peen of crime with the case of Todd Kohlhepp. It is a free-for-all murder-park all while proving nothing good ever comes from Florida. Sit back, pour a glass, and don't question what you put in your mouth becuase it is a dick-heavy episode.

It Was Gone With the Tequila

This week, Marci calls in the friendly-neighborhood exorcist to cover the infamous first case of "The Devil Made Me Do It!"-murder in the States. The Devil goes down to Connecticut as Marci non-Rona-related lays dying and Jess judges unnecessarily. Sit back, pour a glass, and realize you just have mice and your kid's a dick.

More Room For Demons

This week, the girls do things a little differently and, instead of covering the usual murderous plot, Jess goes Full-Metal-Jacket and covers the lesser-known, Alaskan Triangle as part of the Alaskan two-part series. This three sided polygon of mystical fuckery makes the Bermuda triangle look like a Disney-cruise vacation. Sit back, pour a glass, and find hogzilla so you can domesticate him and feed him dead bodies.

Marci's Triangle

This Month, the girls are feeling Rona-tastic and are covering some of the more "intriguing" cases to roll through their feeds. Articles this month bring us to mass burials as the girls start digging a pit for the nonbelievers, advise to cover your upper lips even if your lower lips are fully exposed, discuss how Sweden is possibly Dar-winning at COVID 19, urge you to use common sense and not consume cleaning products, and, lastly, offend Florida (because even with the world shut down they are still at it with their antics).We also want you guys to look out for yourselves and stay safe during all this so if you need a mental health outlet, try calling the crisis mental health hotline at 1-800-985-5990 or text TalkWithUs to 66746 to be connected with a professional counselor. Stay alive and survive with us!

Box of Shame May 2020

This week, the girls come at you with their first listener-requested case that brings us to middle-of-nowhere Alaska.  Jess covers the unsettling details in a family vanished into thin air as Marci stresses the importance of not keeping meth in your homestead. Sit back, pour a glass, and always remember: If the light is on, someone is on the JOHN!!!

Thou Shall Not Lie

This week, Marci is a crotchety old man and taking us back to the 1800s to follow the poisonous murders of Dr. William Palmer. This is not Victorian-era erotic porn but rather a tale of a man getting cockburn-ed from commiting insurance fraud. Sit back, pour a glass (because this is harder sober) and remeber: It's not about being intelligent, it's about having money.

Some Guys Just Can't Hold Their Strychnine

This week, Marci has checked out of this podcast and into her safety sweater as Jess recounts the horrific suffering that Junko Furuta endured during her 44-day captivity. The girls have found THE LINE gain, and by R&R, we don't refer to rest & relaxation but rather robbing & raping because this isn't your typical after-school program. Sit back, pour a glass, and let the bleaching of the brain commence! Dahmer, where art thou?

Let's Just Get This Over With...

This week, join the girls on the Sesame Street of de-flowering virgins as Mrci covers the Villisca Murders. Marci is just glossin' over Jess' emotional trauma while barely clining to sanity. Sit back, pour a glass, and go be a hobo elsewhere because either end is gonna kill someone.

Busy-Body-Bitch, Call the Police!

Welcome back to Box of Shame for April 2020. As the world is ending from the coronavirus, the girls attempt to bring you some corona-free headlines. This month, the girls leaern Nicki Minaj is marrired to a sex offender, Ween-Steen gets what he deserves,  an alleged murderer gets a quick extension of freedom before their trial, ICE facilities are still a shitshow, and Florida is back at it again with indecent public exposure. Sit back, pour a glass, and practice safe sex during the quarantine because it's gonna be a long while until May.- Nicki Minaj’s Husband Registers As Sex Offender In California After Being Arrested For Allegedly Failing To Do Sohttps://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/nicki-minajs-husband-kenneth-petty-registers-as-sex-offender-in-california?utm_campaign=likeshopme&utm_content=www.instagram.com/p/B9mP1diHwwu/&utm_medium=instagram&utm_source=dash%20hudson&sky=soc_cm_insta_oxygen_crimetime_celeb- Harvey Weinstein Has Been Sentenced To 23 Years In Prison For Rape And Sexual Assaulthttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tasneemnashrulla/harvey-weinstein-prison-sentence?ref=bfbiobuzzfeed&utm_campaign=bfbiobuzzfeed&utm_source=buzzfeed.bio&p_id=2836&d_id=1198050- Robert Durst's Murder Trial Delayed Amid Fears Of Coronavirus Contaminationhttps://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/Robert-durst-trial-delayed-coronavirus-the-jinx?utm_campaign=likeshopme&utm_content=www.instagram.com/p/B9z4egTJkUi/&utm_medium=instagram&utm_source=dash%20hudson&sky=soc_cm_insta_oxygen_crimetime_crimetv- An Immigrant Has Killed Himself In An ICE Family Detention Facilityhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/hamedaleaziz/immigrant-man-suicide-ice-detention- Florida Woman Admits To Having Sex Outside Hospital, Exposing Public To 'Sexual Organs'https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/ann-marie-tucker-pleads-guilty-to-exposing-sexual-organs?utm_campaign=likeshopme&utm_content=www.instagram.com/p/B947KSDhYNB/&utm_medium=instagram&utm_source=dash%20hudson&sky=soc_cm_insta_oxygen_crimetime_weirdcrimes

Box of Shame April 2020

This week, things take a TURN as the girls ruin any last bit of Easter-joy you had left in this dystopia to bring you the sad case of the Lyons Sisters. Thankfully, years of existential dread had prepared Marci for this as Jess describes the heinous crimes of Lloyd Webber. Sit back, barter your toilet paper for some wine, and just slip in the tip of the tidbit because we are opening a can of pedophile worms.

On the Creep Spectrum, He's Definitely a Kid-Diddler

We hope you guys had a Happy, though contained, St. Patrick's Day! This week, Marci puts way too much thought into this week's murder as Jess takes us to Ireland for the case of the Scissor Sisters. There's no incest, it gets gross but not that gross. Sit back, pour a pint, and get yourlife together and grab a pair of pliers.

Poor Life Choices Were Made...

This week, words are impossible and Marci's prowess for belching is unmatched as we kill off the final part of the Ted Bundy drunk dive. Jess almost swindles some guy out of a calzone and Marci struggles to keep this tipsy train on the fast track to death. Sit back, pour a glass and just stroke the peen because we are entering the predator phase.

Fast Track to Death (Ted Bundy Drunk Dive - Part 3)

How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us constantly asking ourselves, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes and fluffy kitties.

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