This week, Jess continues on with Part 2 of comically fucked up case of Katherine Knight.  Marci is prepared to clockwork-orange all the psychopathic murderers while Jess ponders how a "wizard-pus" could compel these men to such fatal mistake. Sit back, pour a glass, and we can handle more mental trauma so just show us the pictures.

How Am I Still Alive?!

20-Year-Long Moment of Insanity (Katherine Knight - Part 2)

This week, Marci's Coot-Coot clenches in fear as Jess begins the first half of the case of Katherine Knight.  Looking through the childhood memories of Knight, the girls can conclude incest is not always best and endure what would be an optimum Freudian Field Day. Sit back, pour a glass, and male-seahorse-it because knives do NOT belong in the bedroom!

Incest Is Not What Is Best (Katherine Knight - Part 1)

This week, Marci takes a twist and goes PRE-Victorian on her poisonous rampage with teh case of Elizabeth Fenning. Jess gets Polish-chick-from-Chicago vibes as this case delivers one of the most controversal trials of the early 1800s that is enough to rile up Charles Dickens. Marci confirms that diarrhea can come from many sources, not just your household arsenic stash. Sit back, pour a glass, and be all the extra you want because no one can put a damper on your Death-Day!

Putting A Damper on My Death Day

This week, Jess continues on to part 2 of a white supremacist family renunion in federal court with the cases of Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe. Marci acts as advisor to murder while Chevie threw it to the Levy with murder and racketeering. Sit back, pour a glass, and don your BS SWAT gear because your brain goes to dark places when you're drunk.

Crockpot of Corpses (Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe - Part 2)

This week, Marci puts way too much thought into innappropirate things as Jess covers criminal acts commited by Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe. Are you bored? You may just need some white supremacy and this episode is a loaded dumpster fire fueled by it. Sit back, pour a glass, and speculate wildly what would you eat in an independent white supremacist nation?!

In Normal Cases, You Do You, But Here, DON'T DO YOU (Lee and Kehoe - Part 1)

This month, Box of Shame is teeming with shame as we cover various stories with questionable decision making. From the potential release of Van Houten, to discrimination in Columbia, to the sentencing of STEM school shooting, and Florida Man doing what Florida Man does, it leaves the girls shaking their heads in disgrace. Sit back, pour a glass, and buckle up because the rage is real #truecrime #comedy #podcast- ‘Criminals Do Not Retire’: Sharon Tate’s Sister Urges Governor To Reject Parole For Leslie Van Houtenhttps://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/charles-manson-debra-tate-wants-leslie-van-houten-parole-rejected- A Black Trans Sex Worker Died After Paramedics Failed To Take Her To The Hospitalhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/alejandra-monocuco-colombia-trans-sex-worker-hiv- The Youngest Colorado STEM School Shooter Was Sentenced To Life In Prisonhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/stem-school-shooting-suspect-sentenced- A Man Allegedly Used Coronavirus Small Business Loans To Pay For A Lamborghini, Jewelry, And Dating Siteshttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/olivianiland/florida-david-tyler-hines-ppp-loan-lamborghini

Box of Shame August 2020

This week, Marci goes medieval on yo' ass and we get familiar with the case of Elizabeth Bathory, AKA the Countess of Blood.  Jess is digusted by the incest-y lineage while Marci much rather die by "horse". Sit back, pour a glass, and put your peen in a place of honor because we are bringing in the medieval murder squad.

The Horse-Snuggie

This week, Jess brings us back to the lawless 90s with some good ole' Unsolved Mysteries cases (pre-Netflix). Segways galore with Marci blowing out her B-hole as Jess describing her own terrifying train ride all while trying to channel Peter Thomas. Sit back, pour a glass, and be a hostile bitch because this could be any of us.

Be Suspicous of Men in Overalls

This week, the girls finish off their drunk dive with the ULTIMATE HUMAN PINATA!!!!  Childhood PTSD makes it's presence known and it is not just a little, but ALOTTA racist as Ramirez finishes his satanic, drug-driven killing spree. Sit back, pour a glass, strap in and put on a diaper because we will see you in Disneyland.

HUMAN PINATA!!!! (Drunk Dive- Richard Ramirez Part 2)

This week, we are double popping because the girls are back recording in the SAME ROOM!!! Marci celebrates with bringing us one of her drunk dives in the infamous serial killing spree of Richard Ramirez. His childhood is just a recipe for serial killer tendencies enough to make you tipsy with terror. Sit back, get a glass, and grab yourself a cool rifle from the fridge.

Serial Killing Childhood Cocktail (Drunk Dive- Richard Ramirez Part 1)

This week, Jess covers the epitome of wasted potential that is NOT Marci with the equally stupid and equally guilty, Leopold and Loeb. Marci gets extra Murder-y this week, dishing out mistake demerits as Jess' spirit breaks. Sit back, pour a glass, and if you can't get away with murder, stop trying to be Supermen and Be Batman!!!!

They Could've Been Batman!

This month, the girls are doing things a lil differently and touching upon the cases that have brought the Black Lives Matter movement back to public attention with the police-involved murders of Breonna Taylor and George Floyd. The girls have a discussion on police brutality and regulations and we invite our listeners to join the discussion. We have some links below from various sources from today's episode as well as a link from The Strategist which we found provided the most comprehensive list of Black-community charities, funds for those lost, and other funds that you may wish to contribute to during this time. We look forward to further educating ourselves on this topics and will provide updates as they unfold.  -A 26-Year-Old Woman Was Fatally Shot By Police In Her Home, And Now Kentucky’s Attorney General Is Investigatinghttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/breonna-taylor-death-kentucky-investigation-Louisville Has Banned "No-Knock" Raids Three Months After Breonna Taylor Was Killed In Onehttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/salvadorhernandez/louisville-bans-no-knock-raids-after-breonna-taylor-death-Before Protesters Chanted Her Name On The Streets, Breonna Taylor Was "Making Things Happen" For Herselfhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/clarissajanlim/obituary-breonna-taylor-louisville-kentucky-protests-A Louisville Police Detective Has Been Fired For His Role In The Shooting Death Of Breonna Taylorhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jasonwells/louisville-police-officer-fired-over-breonna-taylor-killing-George Floyd, From ‘I Want to Touch the World’ to ‘I Can’t Breathe’https://www.nytimes.com/article/george-floyd-who-is.html-Timeline: The impact of George Floyd's death in Minneapolis and beyondhttps://abcnews.go.com/US/timeline-impact-george-floyds-death-minneapolis/story?id=70999322-18 complaints in 19 years, and a murder charge: What we know about ex-Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvinhttps://www.insider.com/derek-chauvin-minneapolis-police-background-life-2020-6-4 Ex-Officers Due Back in Court in George Floyd's Deathhttps://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/ex-officers-due-back-in-court-in-george-floyds-death/2346953/  The Strategist: 142 Ways to Donate in Support of Black Lives and Communities of Colorhttps://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html

Box of Shame July 2020

This week, drunk and illiterate Jess and Marci dive into another Victorian poisoner case of the Black Widow Sisters. Turns out Victorian-era people were emo AF and you know when someone starts to repo a body, it's time to Irish goodbye your way outta the funeral. Sit back, pour a glass, and don't drop the mic, drop the bodies!

Corpses CAN Hold Their Arsenic

This week, Jess covers one of the most heinous murders, not THE MOST which at the Candyman Level, of Houston Texas with the case of Karla Faye Tucker.  Jess makes a vulgar desertion of feminism while Marci skips the "Jewish" section of the Bible. Sit back, pour a glass, and Bitch! You Illegitimate!!!

Let's See Jesus Save You Now

This week, the girls open up a funeral parlor specializing with crafting with corpses with the mysterious case of the Katarzyna Zowada body-suit. Jess gets all Silence of the Lambsies up in here with her shitty Polish pronounciation while Marci survives on sheer dumb-luck. Sit back, pour a glass, and I love you Nicholas Cray.

That is Disconcerting AF

How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us constantly asking ourselves, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes and fluffy kitties.

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