Zach scares Massimo with the news that the levels of a testosterone in a males body rapidly declines after the age of 25, as well as shares his fetish for anthropomorphized planes. Meanwhile, Mario shares stories of large dumps taken by members of our friend group. Massimo's mother makes a brief appearance when she makes some coffee for us, she's a nice lady. 

Human Noises

The Secrets of Sexuality

Mario, Massimo, Nick, and Zach talk about their brutal, and violent acts committed against the homeless that live in their city. They also talk about wanting to fuck up some cars in the winter. There was a a lot hydration going on this whole time, but probably not enough Human Noises. You might want to skip this one. 

Beating the Homeless

In this episode, Massimo and Mario outline, how they would Hypothetically rob a bank. Using Mario's advanced knowledge of banking infrastructure and other shit of that nature.  If you were looking into robbing a bank, this would probably be a good guide on how to get a maximum penalty sentence. We probably talk about other crap too.

How to Rob a Bank

Human Noises is a bad podcast, about nothing at all. We make it because we're incapable of interacting together like normal humans, so instead to talk about anything at all, we make a podcast. Our goal is to make the most disgusting, off putting sounds a human can make in the heat of a conversation. It probably wont ever get any better that what you hear here. This is our very first episode. 

It's All Downhill from Here

If you're looking for a good way to induce nausea, you've found it. This is a podcast about nothing where we make gross sounds on purpose.