It was bound to happen, Baddies; Wonder Woman 1984 was created for ICBTB. Thanks Patty Jenkins. Juliet Perry’s evil twin sister, Trashley, joins the boys for dinner and the beginning of the episode. Look guys, we all saw WW84. It wasn’t incredible, but it’s definitely worth seeing Chris Pine eating pop tarts and wearing Cortez’s. Also, Gal Gadot puts children in harms way just to kind of save them(?). Christian falls for the bad guy... but who can blame him... Pedro Pascal is great in every single frame he’s in. Then Juliet gives us a glimpse of life as an actual Wonder Woman at Six Flags.  Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com  Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470  Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw  Subscribe to our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

It Can’t Be That Bad

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) | Juliet Perry | Get Your Sh*t Together, HBO Max

JULIET PERRY IS BACK Y'ALL and she wastes no time to talk about only the most important things on this podcast. We talk about grade school bullies, whether or not if feels good to be a zombie and everything related to death. Alejandro finally shows the world his eyes and likes to spit in other people's mouths. Juliet doesn't want to get pooped on and makes it very clear that she DOES NOT WANT TO GET POOPED ON. Christian doesn't want to fight his dogs and reveals that he does not have a ghost cat. We talk reincarnation, being so small in this universe and why we are/aren't afraid to die. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Juliet Perry 3.0 | Zombies, Fetishes, and Death

Jiu-jitsu, noun, a Japanese system of unarmed combat and physical training. ALSO Jiu Jitsu is also a 2020 film starring Nicolas Cage, Tony Jaa, Alain Moussi, and Frank Grillo. The film however has nothing to do with Japan, and has almost zero actual Jiu Jitsu. This movie is some where between a Rugrats adventure and what would happen if a group of stunt doubles found a camera and enough money for ONE actual actor. Christian starts the episode by teaching Alejandro the secrets of Ong-Bak. The Boys play their favorite game with the king of kings, Nicolas Cage. Alejandro wonders when is it a worse time to have amnesia. Also we are still accepting applications for our intern, serious inquiries only please, icbtbpodcast@yahoo.com Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

Jiu Jitsu (2020) | Alejandro's Feel-Good Movie

What it do do, Baddies, your two favorite Zaddies are back with *DJ Khaled voice* anotha one. Christian re-downloads Tik Tok and does the robot challenge. Alejandro looks like a rice farmer and is bettering himself everyday. We talk about soft teeth, hard pizza, half-birthdays and 6 month-old cake. Christian flosses TOO hard and hates PBS. Alejandro wants to do the podcast in an insane asylum and gains 20 lbs during the improv scene. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg Elevator Jazz Instrumental by:https://www.bensound.com 

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Robot Tik Toks & Half-Birthdays

WE ARE BACK WITH THE PRIMAL PRIMOS (Jeremy Au and Armando Corral Jr.) and this time we defend Road Trip: Beer Pong, starring Julianna Guill, Danny Pudi, and DJ Qualls. If you've never seen this movie, it's okay, we haven't either, but it's on NETFLIX so check it out and then check this episode out. We talk about fighting short people, whether or not this movie is kinda racist, and where the line is between offensive and funny in comedic films and TV. Armando is a middle school hugger and asks about GILF's. Jeremy only watched 15 minutes of the film and loves when we bring it up. Christian doesn't want to watch Alejandro kiss girls. FOLLOW THE PRIMAL PRIMOS ON INSTAGRAMhttps://www.instagram.com/theprimalprimos/ SUBSCRIBE TO THE PRIMAL PRIMOS' YOUTUBE CHANNELhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ZyV5ixD1U&feature=youtu.be...Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg

Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009) | The Primal Primos | Middle School Huggers

This week we're joined by the hilarious comedy duo, The Primal Primos (AKA Jeremy Au and Armando Corral Jr.) We talk about ding-dong-ditching when it comes to people's boundaries, the difficulties of comedy, and discuss the romantic origin story of The Primal Primos and their future endeavors. Christian has a long forehead which apparently is the same as a low face. Armando looks at his reflection in car windows when he jogs. Alejandro was a bully that was bullied by an Asian kid with a rolling backpack named Milton. Jeremy shows us the hole in his pants. We do an improv scene about dildos and we still don't know what a sconce is. FOLLOW THE PRIMAL PRIMOS ON INSTAGRAMhttps://www.instagram.com/theprimalprimos/ SUBSCRIBE TO THE PRIMAL PRIMOS' YOUTUBE CHANNELhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ZyV5ixD1U&feature=youtu.be...Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw Subscribe to our YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg  

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | The Primal Primos | What's a Sconce?

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE, BADDIES! Thanks for supporting us and listening all through 2020. We love you all and could not be any more grateful. Anyway, we watched the 1994 classic, Airheads, starring Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi. We get super whacky silly in this episode and even nonsensical at times, or even most of the time. There are SO many cameos (Chris Farley, Michael Richards AKA Kramer, and so much more) in this movie, we almost literally cry during our watch. We sing Auld Lang Syne, tell each other our New Year's Resolutions, devise plans to break into Joe Rogan's studio, and countdown with you all to end the year on a high note. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw  

Airheads (1994) | New Year's Eve Special

Finally. FINALLY. It's the last week of 2020, and for a number that usually means perfect eyesight, boy (or girl), was this year a load of duck sh*t. BOOM. Here's one more episode of Highly Irrelevant and we are all over the place in this one. Alejandro is scared of exposed penises in the same room as him. Christian isn't sure if louder streams mean longer logs. Alejandro loves crab and teaches us the truth about crustaceans. We discuss each other's love languages, argue about who would be the wife if we were married and read each other's horoscopes to discover what our birthdays truly mean. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Love Languages, Horoscopes, and F*** 2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE or DECEMBER TWENTY-FOURTH if it's just another day to you, we don't judge. Throw on your red and blue glasses made of cheap plastic and boot up that obsolete 3D TV that's forever stuck with soap opera effect because tonight we're defending A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) starring John Cho, Kal Penn, Neil Patrick Harris, Thomas Lennon, Danny Trejo and so many more people. We talk Covid Christmas, Danny Trejo's Taqueria, John Cho vs. Steven Yuen Death Match, and who we are between Harold and Kumar. Christian hates Polar Express and cries because of it. Alejandro wants you to be high from sniffing glue. We discuss our favorite time of year and can't wait for 2020 to be over. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) | Christmas Eve & Obliterated Cheeks

HELLO and Happy whatever the hell you celebrate during these times. It’s the week of Christmas and what better way to give thanks than to listen to another episode of Highly Irrelevant. We talk about Spongebob conspiracies, ponder the possibility of being friends as children, and discuss how every selfless action is driven by selfish intent. Alejandro gets a present, sings classic Italian opera and is a thick and bald baby. Christian makes his own Lord of the Rings trading cards, explains why H&M made him like women’s fashion and says we’re all fat when we sit down. Improv scene: 43:33 SHOUTOUT! Check it out art and merch by Monica Duong at: https://www.monicaduongart.com  Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com  Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470  Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Weird Phalanges

HO HO HOLY CRAP we did it again, and by that we mean we're back with another episode with the spunky Becka McKenzie. We defend Fred Claus (2007) starring Vince Vaughn, Rachel Weisz, Paul Giamatti, Elizabeth Banks, Bad CGI Ludacris, Kevin Spacey and SO many more people. We talk the real meaning of Christmas, sibling apologies we've yet to make OR receive, the saddest moments of the movie and nipple science. Becka has a sailor's mouth and secretly flips us off. Christian is offended and doesn't get along with Becka. Alejandro says this is one of his favorite Christmas films and kicks open the door. Follow Becka on IG! (good luck, she's private) https://www.instagram.com/beckamckenzie/ BUY MERCH and support the podcast at: https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47... #comedy #podcast #comedypodcast WATCH the podcast on YouTube and Subscribe:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEA7-SGoTV8a5_PfyrxDOg 

Fred Claus (2007) | Becka McKenzie | 15 and Go F*** Yourself

BADDIES! Super mom and dance teacher, Becka McKenzie joins us on the pod this week as our special guest! We talk bad eyesight, witchcraft, moon cycles and interview Becka for an internship. Becka is afraid of new addresses, hates road trips and judges our New Jersey accents. Alejandro gets in the wrong car with his uncle, defends really long names and is great with directions. Christian gets in the wrong van after church, is a pureblood Filipino with some Chinese and Indian blood, and opens up about growth and being too nice. Follow Becka on IG! (good luck, she's private)https://www.instagram.com/beckamckenzie/  Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Becka McKenzie | Oops, Wrong House Again!

Pour up that whole milk and grab a plate of sugar cookies because Santa is coming to town! Mel Gibson is back and he’s taking on the role of a depressed, alcoholic Santa Claus. It’s a crazy take on your favorite holiday but totally gritty and realistic. The Boys discuss Mel Gibson’s problematic past and Walton Goggin’s bright future. Alejandro thinks this movie is an adult Disney film, not like a porno, but more like if Disney movies were super violent and action packed. The gold shines through the dirt though in this dark comedy that is worth the fun and laughs. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

Fatman (2020) | Santa's Got a Gun

Your two favorite Bad Boyz are back at it with another episode of Highly Irrelevant whether you like it or not! This week, we talk about whether Filipinos are Asians or Pacific Islanders, whether Alejandro looks Filipino enough and why Christian is burnt panda. Alejandro is Flick, the drummer elf turned rapper, and spits some fire on the pod. Christian is amazed at the Disco Bear and doesn't know how to survive in the wild or fight a mountain lion. Alejandro destroys the set and gets embarrassed. Taylor Swift's heartbreaks get a shoutout and so do God's children. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | If it Ain't There, You Can't Grab it

Ho Ho Ho Baddies! And no that’s not a roll call... it’s finally December and we have a month of fun planned for you all. This week’s movie is such a staple in Alejandro’s household the only person we could have on as a guest is his mother. Haydee Middleton sits down with the boys to dissect Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way (1996). In this episode Christian admits he only knows Rita Wilson because of her semi-famous husband. And Alejandro plays a fun game of “how much is Mom allowed to reveal”. Alejandro’s mother gets her mind blown by his earth theory that Sinbad’s character doesn’t actually have a son. Murray Christmas you filthy animals. Also this episode is dedicated to Phil Hartman. Check out our website at:https://www.icbtb.com Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470 Or listen to us on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw

Jingle All the Way (1996) | Haydee Middleton (Alejandro's Mom)

The podcast where bad movies can still be good. Join comedians, Christian Baltazar and Alejandro Middleton, as they try their best to defend critically condemned movies by breaking down their best moments in hopes of convincing each other and their listeners that these films "can't be that bad".

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It Can’t Be That Bad

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