Kim tortures Sam Yang and Iron Paul J of Southpaw with the most sadistic improv game she's ever devised. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Sam Yang Iron Paul J Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev This production utilizes audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of parody, satire, and commentary in accordance with Fair Use guidelines.

Kim Bertrand Podcast

PUNCHLINE: Easter Special

In the epic conclusion to season one, Kim starts a feud, Alex Jones is desperate to be on the show, and the Help Squad gets a visit from Ol' B.S. Meanwhile, Simmons and Todderick must out-suck Jesus Peazus to save their church from the evil Mr. P. Barn... dum. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Carolina Garza James Roberts Charmaine Ben Ginsburg David Williams Stephanie Marie Cumpston Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev Joseph Earwicker Ross Bugden This production features audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary as defined under Fair Use guidelines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Finale

Madonna visits BBC Studios to discuss coronavirus with Ben Shapiro, George Bush, and the Ghost of Ronald Reagan. Meanwhile, Kim answers your questions with help from her attorney, and [NAME REDACTED] seeks life advice from the Help Squad. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Carolina Garza James Roberts Charmaine Alex Morrow Nicholas Alexander Mandrell-Anderson Carter Jones Stephanie Marie Cumpston Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev Ennio Morricone This production features audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary as defined under Fair Use guidelines --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Great Equalizer

Jesus Peazus is the suckiest Christian rock band in town, Alex Jones congratulates Kim on her success, and the Help Squad gets a visit from Big Spooky Elvis. Meanwhile, Mike Fellows bails on the podcast. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Carolina Garza James Roberts Mike Fellows David Williams Farah Héloïse Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev This production features audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary as defined under Fair Use guidelines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Run the JUULs

Gamers rise up to demand sex, Frodo enjoys a Gogurt while playing Red Dead Redemption, and Ben Shapiro makes friends with a couple of ex-presidents. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Ben Ginsburg Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev Alan Silvestri This program reproduces audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary in accordance with Fair Use guidelines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well: A Star Wars Story

Michael Jackson's chilling intentions are revealed, Kim swallows her teeth, and Simmons checks out a new Christian rock band. Meanwhile, the Help Squad tries to cure a woman with AIDS. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Carolina Garza James Roberts Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev This production features audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary as defined under Fair Use guidelines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Massage from Christ

Alex Jones leaves Kim a brutally honest voicemail, an adult diaper lover malfunctions, and an aging preacher seeks comfort in the church's lonely pianist. Meanwhile, Bombhaur seeks financial guidance. Voice Cast:  Kim Bertrand Carolina Garza James Roberts Ben Ginsburg David Williams Ed Herlihy Paul McGrath Mary Bennett Santos Ortega Original Music by: Kim Bertrand Additional Music by:  Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev This production features audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary as defined under Fair Use guidelines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Bombhaur

Gordon Ramsay puts an arrogant restaurant owner in his place, Ben Shapiro talks nail guns with the BBC's Tim Franks, and a churchgoing man who loves to suck gets the offer of a lifetime. Meanwhile, Kim and her friends offer advice to strangers. Voice Cast Kim Bertrand Carolina Garza James Roberts Ben Ginsburg Original Music by Kim Bertrand Additional Music by  Blue Dot Sessions G.S. Sachdev This production features audio from a variety of mediums for the purposes of satire, parody, and commentary as defined under Fair Use guidelines. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Kitchen Nail Guns

KBP Season 1 premiers Wednesday, April 1st, at 10:00am CDT, and will continue every day for seven days. Listen to a preview of what's to come.

Season 1 Trailer

Kim confronts an ancient evil lurking inside her dial-up modem. We hear from an anonymous man and a celebrity chef. Uncle Sam interrupts our podcast with national security concerns. Sam and Paul from Southpaw stop by to play PUNCHline, a game designed to be impossible. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support

The Internet (feat. Sam Yang, Iron Paul R)

In this week's minisode, Kim talks about what's to come on the podcast, there are some musical numbers, and a man is murdered by his wife with a chocolate. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support

The Snackwrap: Only Babies Are Valid

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Q: Are you going to be live in Austin? A: Yes. Q: Where can I find you? A: You won't find me. But I'll find you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support

PROMO: Live in Austin

In this snackwrap minisode, pollen has invaded the human sinus, we speak with two robots, and a nervous businessman sells extreme moisturizing cream with the help of his co-inventor, Satan. Support the podcast: patreon.com/kimbertrand Hit that follow: facebook.com/realkimbertrand, IG and Twitter @BertrandMedia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support

The Snackwrap: Frosty the Pollen-man Who Was Actually A Swarm of Bees

Remaining positive in a negative world. Just science fiction? Not so, say the guests on this edition of the Kim Bertrand Podcast. We’ll hear from John Toads Toes Tbsilli, David Avocado Wolfman, Positive Peter the Plunderer, a resentful Cuban, a sentient peanut, and many more. Featuring the improvisational talent of Rose Vineshank, Seth Rogers, and Brittney Flowercrown. Support the show at Patreon.com/KimBertrand or make a one-time donation at PayPal.Me/KimBertrand --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support

Podsitivity (feat. Rose Vineshank, Seth Rogers)

In this week’s minisode: It’s cold. Texans store oil in their cheeks. What happened to the original banana? Indiana Jones doesn’t belong in the 50s. DC movies suck. J.K. Rowling made some questionable choices. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support

The Snackwrap; J.K. Rowling Motorboats George Lucas while Spielberg Films and America Cries

Join host Kim Bertrand (“Dances with Wolves”, “Capote”, “Mario Lopez’s Pet Star”) as she fumbles through every dazzlingly bizarre segment of the creatively-titled Kim Bertrand Podcast. Featuring the improvisational talent of up-and-coming comics from all across the (flat) Earth. Not recommended for children, the elderly, middle-aged people, adults, young adults, teenagers, or pre-teens. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kimbertrand/support