We’re back for a new episode and are unbelievably rusty—probably because Scott hasn’t spoken for six months. We talk about bodies and sex and sex with bodies and more, but mostly it’s just a bunch of the long, strange digressions that you know and love (or tolerate). We also talk about… Body Integrity Identity Disorder, […]

Kiss and Tell

Episode #26 – Sex Doodles

Scott and Maré talk about kissing, lying, drinking blood, foreskin presents and so much more. We also talk about… Ten Thousand, an xkcd comic about not being a jerk Wizard People, still the best thing ever Little Monsters, a movie in which bullies drink pee Animated GIF, internet history is cool Furry Fandom, as if […]

Episode #25 – Mouth Problems

Scott and Maré talk about virgins, long distance relationships, long distance relationship virgins and more! We also talk about… Jams, fancy old shorts Pop Rocks, a legendary candy Mentos and Diet Coke, an explosive combination The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle, a film Juli Odomo, Maré’s brother is on Twitter Infinite Jest, a wonderful, crazy […]

Episode #24 – I Was Never A Virgin

Scott and Maré regroup in Seattle to discuss poetry, swimming pools and, of course, blow jobs, because we can’t go a single episode without talking about them. We also talk about… Soul Patch, an unfortunate facial hair choice. How Tipping Works, a complicated issue. How to Get the Girl, the numbers don’t lie. Texas State […]

Episode #23 – Dedicated to the Grind

Maré’s back to discuss adult braces, custom dildos and American Apparel underpants. We also talk about… Kony 2012, a helpful campaign crushed by cynical people? Dave Matthew’s Band, the world’s greatest band? Honey Cocaine, a rap star with adult braces? Make Your Own Dildo, an inappropriate gift for coworkers? Stuff You Should Know, how Scott […]

Episode #22 – You’ve Got Nailed

Scott is joined by the lovely and talented Mika Parades to discuss grandmas, tattoos and Carl Sagan’s infinite blow job theory. We also talk about… Can’t Stop Me From Dreaming, an old Robin Luke song Many-worlds Interpretation, a view of quantum mechanics. Carl Sagan, the smartest man in a turtleneck. Sasha Grey, a talented young […]

Episode #21 – Infinite Blow Job Theory

We’re back for season two! Or whatever it is we’re calling this… Learn about furniture sex, missing girlfriends and the mysteries of the vagina. We also talk about… Future Thoughts, a Brad Neely cartoon involving couch sex. Chungking Express, before there was Amélie. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, a magic book that Maré likes. Oliver […]

Episode #20 – Ojobomo

In the twilight of our teenage years we cover first times, black belts and more. Also, there are poems! We also talk about… Uh Helloooooo, “The Scott Garner Techno Experience” Thinspo, pro-anorexia photos? Dijeridoos, tools to save people from dingos The Vampire Chronicles, sexy vampire books by Anne Rice Fist of Fury, a tough Bruce […]

Episode #19 – Menspo

It’s Episode 18 and Scott doesn’t care what Maré thinks about that. We talk about man melons, semenarche and the complex physics behind mother-in-law attraction. Gender Identity, your heart need not match your parts Semenarche, a blessed event Behind Closed Doors, a song by Charlie Rich

Episode #18 – Man Melons

We finally freed Cory! At least for the first 30 seconds of the show. After that, we talk about mom seduction techniques,  tree pervs and all of the people that apparently have sexual fantasies about us. We also talk about… Stuff You Should Know, another favorite podcast Permanent Midnight, a crazy memoir by Jerry Stahl […]

Episode #17 – Reverse Camouflage

It’s our sweet sixteen and everyone is invited, including anal surprise guy, a time traveler and a magical talking wallet. We also talk about… David Sedaris, an upsettingly warm and funny fellow Radiolab, one of Scott’s favorite things Demolished Chair, a sexy installation by Lan Hungh Love Liza, a sad movie starring P.S.H. Sleep Paralysis, […]

Episode #16 – Olive You

The lovely and talented Elissa Ball joins us for Episode #15. We cover tickling, milkshakes and the most desirable side effects of medication. We also talk about… Conditions Of Love, by John Armstrong Letters to a Young Poet, by Rainer Maria Rilke Existentialism from Dostoevsky to Sartre, by Walter Kaufman A Confession, a book by Leo Tolstoy […]

Episode #15 – Get Your Shamrocks Off

Our progression through podcast puberty continues with Episode 14. Learn about everything from super crushes to baby Maré’s boner. Also, infinite thanks to Bass Millionaire for the new theme song! We also talk about… Stand by Me, a great movie Different Seasons, a story collection by Stephen King Darkon, a larping documentary One Piece at […]

Episode #14 – Baby Boner

Somebody’s a teenager! Hear from old friends, new heros and a special guest, the footsteps of Scott’s loud upstairs neighbor. We also talk about… The Mail Scene, from Miracle on 34th Street Hair, a really, really stupid musical 2005 Stanford Commencement Speech, by Steve Jobs The Star-Nosed Mole, how Maré imagines a certain thing Orc […]

Episode #13 – Trombone Hero

Welcome to Episode 12 in which we learn about hot teachers and mean girls and hear Maré confuse a corsage with a corset. We also talk about… A Good Band is Easy to Kill, a documentary about Beulah Don’t Forget to Breathe, Scott’s favorite Beulah song Mare’s Voice, artwork by Sarah O’Donnell Snuff, a novel […]