Week 3 I held an 11 point lead headed into Monday night and the bears defense and Allen Robinson scores big to lead Cornelius team to victory. Bathtub Admirals continue his high scoring ways beating thought I’d be better by 6 Porn Stache beat up on Deny Till ya die, which is becoming a weekly occurrence for Deny till ya die, porn Stache blew things up early on Sunday, and deny till ya die made it interaction with the afternoon match ups but fell short. In Breesus we trust made a statement this week knocking off previously undefeated Deuce 2 the rooster 132-117 to remain unbeaten. Some other guy delivered the Fred O’Bannion’s beat down of the week to stranger with Candy 138-104, it was back and forth until some other guy took over Sunday afternoons late games and cruised to the win. As the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, so does straight cash homie rack up another loss. Safe auto hung on to hang straight cash homie with another loss, straight cash homie made it interesting with McLaurin Monday night but came up just short. Me Cleo (most points) Porn Stache - 184, came 2 point shy of season high in points. McLovin (least points) 2 Jimmys betterthen1 - 93 Biggest Loser (highest losing points) Deny till ya die - 168 Helen Keller (most bench points) Homeless this week Size doesn’t matter (slimmest margin of victory) Safe Auto 1 point win over Straight Cash Homie Fred OBannion Beatdown of the week Some other guy by 34 over Stranger with Candy Double Doink of the Week (inactive starter) Homeless again. In Breesus we trust is alone at the top Of the standings after week 3 at 3-0. We have a group of five with 2-1 records, another group of five at 1-2, and deny till ya die alone in the basement at 0-3. I looking forward to getting back on track with a matchup with winless deny till ya die, who will hopefully wait another week to get his first win this year. Thought I’d be better has Cornelius’s team this week in a matchup of 1-2 clubs. Thought I’d be better is projected to win by ten. Bathtub Admirals go up against safe auto, both at 2-1, which projects safe auto a 13 point win. The road doesn’t get any easier for in Breesus we trust as he has porn Stache this week, projections have porn Stache by 16 points. Duece 2 the rooster looks to get back on the winning track but is pitted against the some other guy fresh off delivering a Beatdown of the week. Stranger with Candy drew a buy week this week as he gets straight cash homie, I’m anticipate a much similar result as when Michigan visited Madison last weekend and got embarrassed. Reminder that the 13 time world champion and undefeated Green Bay packers play the eagles tomorrow night so make sure your lineups are set. Another side note as of the recording of this brewers are up 9-2 on the reds and cubs are tied 2-2 with the pirates, both in the eight inning, so it looks like the cubs post season hopes end tonight, again thanks to the brewers for second year in a row. Enjoy the offseason cubs fans fly the L Chicago! As always good luck everyone, except tim, and go pack go.

League of Denial

Week 3

Week two in the books, but some unfinished business from week one. We now cut to a live press conference from Strangers With Candy discussing week one. Week 2 Awards Me Cleo (most points) 2 Jimmys betterthen1 -163 McLovin (least points) Deny till ya die - 78 Biggest Loser (highest losing points) Bathtub Admirals- 143 Helen Keller (most bench points) Stranger with Candy - Emmanuel Sanders 25pts (would have given Jameson the W) Size doesn’t matter (slimmest margin of victory) Straight Cash Homie - 6pts over Some Other Guy. Fred OBannion Beatdown of the week Safe Auto by 40 over #Thoughtidbebetter Double Doink of the Week (inactive starter) Homeless again this week, way to be active fellas. Straight Cash Homie storms back Monday night for the 6 point win by way of 26 of OBJ and 21 from Lev Bell. Stranger with Candy followed up his magnificent week with a dud, In Breesus We Trust rode 26 by Zeke for the seven point win. Defending Champ Deuces 2 The Rooster had big performances from SNF and MNF to seal the lopsided affair with Deny Till Ya Die, winning by 22pts. Significant injuries are piling up for Cornelius’s team, tyreek hill last week, Big Ben this week. The loss of Big Ben decided this one in favor of Porn Stache to the tune of 10pts. #thoughtidbebetter racked up lack lusters performances all through the lineup, while Safe auto had big performance after big performance and ran away with this one early Sunday afternoon, delivering the Beatdown of the week, winning by 40. As expected all things in the universe got back into proper alignment as I got on the winning track, scoring the most points of the week, which was needed as Bathtub Admirals scored the third highest points this week, patriots defense got the big shutout bonus and dominated the community college club Miami Dolphins and sealed my victory. Running down the standings as of week two. In Breesus We Trust and Deuces 2 the Rooster lead the standings at 2-0. The basement dwellers at 0-2 are Cornelius’s team and deny till ya die. The other 8 of us are tied at 1-1. Matchup of the week of Is In Breesus We Trust vs Deuces 2 the Rooster, so somebody is taking their first loss. Projections have Breesus walking away with this one 144-123 giving Deuces 2 the Rooster 34% chance of winning. Porn Stache v Deny till ya die this week, projections have porn Stache winning by 3, we shall see if Deny till ya die can pick up his first win. Stranger with Candy goes against Some other guy this week. Projections have stranger with Candy getting back to his winning ways, but projections are tight. We shall see if Some other guys does with Brees our for the next six weeks. Straight cash homie vs safe Auto, straight cash homie finally won last week, but projections have him taking another loss this week, by two touchdowns. Straight cash homie will have the last say on this matchup with the only player in this matchup on Monday night. Bathtub Admirals goes up against #ithoughtidbebetter, projections have #ithoughtidbebetter taking the W by 15, if you’ve been following along at home, the projections haven’t been very accurate, so we will see. Bathtub Admirals has both his RB going Monday night. 2 Jimmys bettetthen1 faces off with Cornelius’s team and is projected to win this matchup. Cornelius has some roster decisions to make. Cornelius has a couple guys going Monday night but I’ll pry have the W wrapped up behind Sunday night football kicks off.

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Draft Day Recap Yahoo is in love with the new owners to the league rating out their drafts as the best 3. Projected Standings 1. 13-0-0 In Breesus We Trust (2200) 2. 10-2-1 Porn ‘Stache (2127) 3. 10-2-1 Safe Auto (2140) 4. 8-4-1 Some Other Guy (2017) 5. 8-4-1 Dueces 2 The Rooster (2017) 6. 8-5-0 2 Jimmys Betterthen1 (2056) 7. 6-7-0 #ThoughtI’dBeBetter (2005) 8. 4-9-0 Deny till ya die (1947) 9. 2-10-1 Bathtub Admirals (1953) 10. 2-10-1 Straight Cash Homie (1951) 11. 2-10-1 Cornelius’s Team (1916) 12. 2-11-0 Stranger With Candy (1931) In Breesus We Trust - the darling Of the draft and the projected points and league champion, expectation are high. As an expansion team, he likely out kicked the coverage. Hes got Zeke and Gordon, who are going all Le’Veon Bell on a contract hold outs, so the early weeks could spell trouble for him. Also didn’t even take Brees, so seems to be mid-named. Porn ‘Stache - had a couple stretches with reaching for some picks, case and point Mahomes in the first round, we shall see how that pans out, and last owner to take a WR, they have the 2nd easiest schedule, so the path to the playoffs is there for the taking. Crap the diaper cream and pacifiers with the youngest roster in the league, hopefully he won’t be crying like a baby at the end of the season. Safe Auto - drafting ninth and projecting a 3rd place finish, deep at RB with a couple workhorses. Will need to lock up a playoff spot early because they have the toughest schedule in the second half. Some Other Guy - drafting from the pole position and looks like a playoff campaign is in the cards. Went heavy with Detroit selections, seems iffy. Grandpas team as his roster is the oldest in the league, better stack up on the centrum silver and icy hot patches and buckle up. Dueces 2 The Rooster - the defending champion is not projected to repeat. Has the 3rd easiest schedule, so that could make a playoff run possible. The second oldest roster and wasn’t intrigued by any rookies. 2 Jimmys Betterthen1 - drafted fifth, finish fifth, I am looking at another playoff season. Only team with one QB, when everyone else invested draft capital in a backup. With the easiest first couple weeks, looking like I’ll be taking the early lead in the standing and leave the rest of you chumps in the dust. #ThoughtI’dBeBetter - drafting third and finishing seventh, looks like management is going to be critical, and after a last place finish last year, things don’t look good. The last three weeks are projected to be the toughest in the league, better get that playoff spot locked up ASAP. Deny till ya die - drafted in the 2nd spot and based on projected finish, failed miraculously. Watch for player drops from his team ahead of week 10 as 6 players on bye. Bathtub Admirals - drafted 11th and got a deep WR group, drafting WR early and often. Tardy to the RB party as the last owner to select a RB. Week 6 will be tough with 6 on bye. Straight Cash Homie - drafted last and will finish near the bottom, heavy dose of the prolific Jets offense, maybe too much? Week 10 will be rough with six players on bye. The toughest schedule based on projections, things don’t look good. Cornelius’s Team - looks like a year of being the league punching bag, with the 2nd most difficult strength of schedule. We shall find out if last year auto pick or skill were what resulted in his 2nd place finish last year. Stranger With Candy - our league basement dweller. TE in the 2nd round was a strategy, and looks like the rest of the team is spare parts here. Yahoo projecting you to rack up the “L” at a prolific rate. Thank you to all the owners for making the draft a success. We will work on a bigger draft event next year. Straight Cash Homie does begin the year on the CSL (Commissioners Shit List) for conduct detrimental to the league. Good luck to all of you, except Tim and any Bears fans.

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