"It is evening. Kayleigh is sitting cross-legged on the edge of my sofa. She is watching my television. Her eyes are narrow slits. She is catlike. Kay...

She's in sales. You're in sales. It's the end of a long day of meetings, and she's got a great rack ... so why not listen to her pitch? R-rated for sa...

A new, old Christmas story about a primordial Santa from the frozen wastes; he comes bearing sticks and stones instead of toys, and wears a reindeer-s...

Time works in funny ways at the British Club, where odd couple Harry and Harriet turn up one day unannounced. But have they been here before? Always b...

Roger and Ella share an uncomfortable dinner at a Portuguese restaurant, where Roger's meanness has appalling consequences ... Gratuity by David Bauso...

"Two words explained why Ryan hated Christmas: Noel Edmonds." A recent divorcee and his absentee, ex-army dad meet up again after 20 years - but is th...

Watching the London riots on TV with smug right-wing City boy Peter kindles a rebellious spark in the heart of impoverished Ben ... Read by Will Goodh...

Can Trev take on a hippo in a fight? As the pints fly by, there's only one way to find out ... Read by Steve Wedd

A Kiplingesque tribute to the Just So stories, in which a mighty elephant discovers that pride comes before a fall ... Read by Rachel Spicer

A squaddie under fire finds things are only getting worse when inanimate things start talking to him... Read by Sean Patterson