A trip to the Pridnestrovia, a call with Pamela Swain, the 4.55 million dollar question, a letter from Jesús Christine, and Peetz becomes the GF.

I received a suspicious looking subpoena, so I called the number on it thinking it was the Clerk of Court. Instead, an old woman answered and connecte...

Billion dollar tech companies learn about diversity hires.

I receive some letters from former friends.

Vexatious lawsuits, DSP, anime reviews, and dickgurl drama.

Nader dances, silver gets lost, Bashur dies, Hila and May have an existential crisis, Ralph disagrees, and PPP breaks up.

Empty nest syndrome, Japanese paperwork, 24oz of plain beef, the fungus amogus, and the American cattle dilemma.

Kitty history, Chantal’s epic challenge, and Ralph’s issues compound on themselves.

OnlyFans goes PG-13, a pig impregnates a horse, and some dating profile reviews.

I decide if I'd rather have Internet friends or pizza, CommieDickGirl masterminds a grand conspiracy, and I plot my escape.