I barely know any new rappers these days. Im 34 and make reels. Wtf do I know? I do know I can't put my phone down, which caused me to have a pinched ...

We're all crazy when we're alone (some of us more than others). I like to be weird in the bathroom, and I research when we stopped pooping outside. It...

LISTEN TO MY PLAN TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. ITS NOT THE BEST BUT IT MAKES SENSE.

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS.

INVITE ME OUT, SO I CAN CANCEL ON YOU.

IM ABOUT TO BE ____ YEAR OLD. WHAT?! AND GUESS WHAT? IM AVERAGE AF (SO ARE YOU).

WHAT A SUNDAY. DODGING DISEASE LEFT AND RIGHT. LISTEN AND LEARN.

THIS CHICK GOT REJECTED BY A GUY, AND I CANT BELIEVE HIS EXCUSE. LISTEN TO UNCLE MATTY TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF. COME HANG OUT.

YOUR BOY IS WEARING A PINK (SALMON) SHIRT, AND PISSING OFF THE ALGORITHM. HAVE FUN!

THE AUDIO ISNT GREAT. MY APOLOGIES. THIS EP IS A VENTING SESH. ENJOY