Monster Crush
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Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck, because our crypto-woo-ologist, Heaven-Leigh, has a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait, - er, bachelorette - Elly, survives is up to her. Who says love isn't without a few risks?

Date 32 - Gettin' Handsy (pt. 1!)

Who has a variety of hands, at least one thumb, and is ready for love? This week's singletons! Featuring our first monster with daddy issues. CW: Sexu...
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Date 31 - Old Souls

Monsters these days only know eat brains, lie, tweet, and straight-to-DVD-sequels. If you want a monster who knows how to treat you right and has the ...
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Date 30 - A Fool for Love

April Fool's Day can be yours all year round in this special all hoax edition! In honor of pranks, mischief, and tomfoolery, Derek presents Heaven-Lei...
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Date 29 - Luck of the Irish

Since were all stuck inside and time means nothing we can all pretend this came out before St Patricks Day right Either way grab a Guinness pucker up ...
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Date 27 - Are You Gonna Eat That?

A bit of a palate cleanser or not were talking about monsters that eat people These creepy cuddlers think you look good enough to eat and cant wait to...
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