This week John welcomes another guest host and regrets that decision almost instantly. Listen as John grapples with one of his oldest friends and enemy. Also a special guest appearance from Esh Classic. This weeks secret: I wrote this in invisible ink.

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Episode 38: Limitless Bill Murray

Esh has been banished to the Dark zone this week. John enlists the help of producers Aislinn and Jeff to search for her. On the way they talk life, Pride, Celtic faires, and comedy. This weeks secret: I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Episode 37: Breaking out in Rhinestones

This week the kids get down and dirty and talk about porn, sex, and pop cultures portrayals of sex. Some how they magically avoid talking about fetishes even though in every other episode they tend to trail off into the topic. This weeks secret: I’m down with O.P.P.

Episode 36: Cavernous Wonders

This week the kids have a quick chat about their weekend events. Seeing live podcast tapings, the problems with ordering seamless blindly in the middle of the night, and play testing games. This weeks secret: Reunited and it feels so good

Episode 35: Make Tila Tequila Great Again

The kids are in it to win it this week. The main topics on the table are the Bachelorette and Overwatch. Two tastes that go great together. John teaches Esh about snapchat and they also talk about the uncharted games for a bit. This weeks secret: At some point john says “gets a lot of … Continue reading Episode 34: Oh Hi Noon

Episode 34: Oh Hi Noon

This week Esh is still playing fire emblem, John is waiting for Overwatch to drop. And we break down the weirdness that is the movie Pleasantville. We also talk about famous people who have killed someone. This weeks secret: When i take off my glasses and take my hair out of a ponytail you will … Continue reading Episode 33: Dropping My Seed In Her Basket

Episode 33: Dropping My Seed In Her Basket

This week the kids invite you along as they discuss working retail, how to act like a human when talking to people on the phone, NEW POKEMON and we get back into fire emblem. This weeks secret: Secret Squirrel

Episode 32: Blow Harder Next Time

John and Ashley are reunited and it feels so good. For the first time they sit together at a single mic to provide you the listener with a more intimate podcast listening experience. They talk about the village people biopic, grey gardens, children’s baking shows and esh’s living conditions. This weeks secret: I wish to … Continue reading Episode 31: Together at Last

Episode 31: Together at Last

This week the kids are back to talk about all the pop culture garbage they have consumed. This week’s secret: yvan eht nioj

Episode 30: With Special Guest Moby But Not Really

The kids are back after being overworked and walking convention floors. This episode is just two friends catching up. This weeks secret: I actually cant remember a single thing that was talked about in this episode. I was laying in bed for most of it.

Episode 29: House Flipping, Nerd Fighting, Ren Faire-ing

This week the kids discuss quantum leap and s&m relationships with celebrities. This weeks secret: Toy story 2 was ok.

Episode 28: Dominated by Scott Bakula

This week the kids discuss the ethics of pewdiepie and the responsibility of critics. Ashley talks about cosplay and defends young justice and I don’t remember what John talked about. This weeks secret: Only the shadow knows…

Episode 27: Suck It Listeners

This week the kids discuss the validity of remakes and reboots and if they hold up. This weeks secret: I actually know what happened to predictability. The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv.

Episode 26: Crazy Indiana Jones Adventure For Kids

The kids are back and this time one of them is pretty drunk. Enjoy this pickled podcast discussion of pop culture. This weeks secret: Nothing counts on Leap Day.

Episode 25: Weird Japanese Fetish Game

The kids talk about fighting the alien menace in Xcom, vape life, and the cultural impact of the purge. Reviewed by our editor as “the worst episode yet!” This weeks secret: This episode has  a 75% chance to hit.

Episode 24: Xcom-munication

Two friends who have known each other for over a decade use the internet to close the gap of land between them and talk about things they like with an undercurrent of hostility. Sometimes with guests.