This is a poem i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual stat...

The green eyed monster of sin that secret schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within usually it's only seen in children as their rival for...

A prick of our precious pride is all that's needed to derail and deride our sensibility into taking a walk back onto its wild side. --- Send in a voic...

A musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something to inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a ...

A musing about the private member's bills passed with rousing British Parliamentary pomposity it sounds like they're committing a serious aural atroci...

A whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and g...

A musing for lily age 9 and her cat Sean who's got incredibly fat getting stuck in his own cat flap due to him having been neutered and putting on a l...

I asked of a dear friend of mine a Catholic priest about red wine "if it be the blood of Christ how come it strengthens the sinners and weakens the sa...

What was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Sen...

Another crazy  sketch about the life of Thornton Harding the junior an aristocrat who's mad about his pets , he calls them by the strangest names, suc...