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Nappi & Jay

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In today’s Meat the boys talk about cum clean up, giving head to someone you’re not attracted to, and dirty talk v. silence. But first, Nappi discusses shaky legs, diversifying, loyalty, and myspace rankings. Then, Jay details the symptoms associated with Dissociate Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder and the boys do some role playing. Most attribute great sex to the physical sensation or emotional connection. However, almost all great sex has some form of communication. Whether that communication is sensual and loving or aggressive and humiliating, communication is key to having the best sex of your life. At least that’s what we thought? In today’s episode, the boys talk about talking too much during sex and silent dirty talk. Like your grandma said, “if you can’t say anything to make her cum, don’t say anything at all.”

Pillow Talk

In today’s Meat the boys talk about girls on top, making s’mores, placenta, and pierced nipples. But first, Nappi discusses getting cummed in, heated toilet seats, snoring, and kissing in the morning. Then, Jay evaluates laws that have been repealed due to being too ridiculous. Piercing ones nipples says a lot about a person. For one, it says you are comfortable enough with your body to unapologetically expose it to the piercer. Second, it shows your resistance to conform to what society considers “normal” and “appropriate.” Third, it shows your ability to withstand and endure direct pain to a sensitive part of the body. Lastly, it shows that you are a sexual person (at least according to Nappi). In today’s episode, the boys talk about Nappi’s failed celibacy experiment and key indicators to identify a sexual person. Don’t just free the nipple, pierce it too!

Pierced Nipples

In today’s Meat the boys talk about ambiguous friendships, getting paid to be naked, Intern Emily, and Nappi’s attempt at celibacy. But first, Nappi discusses pop culture liars, ecstasy, and the tiring life of an adult. Then, Jay examines the different ways animals use poop. With love comes heartbreak. With heartbreak comes emotional distress. With emotional distress comes paralysis. With paralysis comes nothing. You remain stagnant. Sometimes trying to find the love of your life is counterintuitive. This is especially true when you are not satisfied with yourself because you can’t love anyone until you love yourself. In this episode, the boys discuss the distractions of dating and Nappi becoming (kinda) celibate. According to the wise Posty, “there ain’t no time for women on the come up, it’s either the pussy or the commas.” 

I'm "Celibate"

In today’s Meat the boys talk about the best wingman, date ideas, Nappi’s vs Jay’s dating strategies, and love bombing. But first, Nappi discusses tinder manipulation, Virgo bullshit, favorite months, and the start of fall. Then, Jay provides statistics on virgins and highlights the most famous virgins of all time. Who would ever think that showing too much affection would be deemed toxic, narcissistic, and manipulative? According to Urban Dictionary, love bombing occurs when someone showers a partner with a significant amount of attention and then leaves without warning. But what is the difference between love bombing and just growing out of attraction? Is someone truly a douche bag for being all in one moment and being all out the next? Are people really expected to know whether they want to be with someone right off the bat? In today’s episode, the boys detail the pros and cons of love bombing. If love is the greatest feeling in the world why would anyone not want to be bombed with it. Probably because once you’re hit by a bomb it’s almost impossible to recover. 

Love Bombing

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about Nappi’s jealousy issues, self-sabotage, and Jay being depressed. But first, Nappi discusses fight tactics, pepper spray, failing to be mysterious, and using the phrase “long story short.” Then, Jay examines the constitutional underpinnings that led to abortion becoming a fundamental right. Abortion is a charged topic. It is rare for someone not to have an opinion on the subject. It’s insane that in 2021 women are having to still fight for bodily autonomy. What’s even more insane is the fact that the people creating laws restricting abortions have no empathy or understanding for those who wish to undergo the procedure. To think that abortions will end by prohibition is ignorant and idiotic. Instead, women seeking abortions will be forced to risk their lives in order to exercise what should be a fundamental human right. In today’s episode, the boys detail Texas SB8 and provide their opinions on abortion. I want to leave you with a question from the comedian George Carlin: “How come when it’s us, it’s abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet?”

Abortion

In today’s Meat, the boys talk about Saturday night women, buying presents for girls you’re sleeping with, and how Plan B can sometimes be Plan A. But first, Nappi discusses guys dressing like sluts, dead grandma jokes, milk, and separating laundry. Then, Jay details the history of eunuchs and animals with no dicks. For some reason, the gods made sex feel so much better without condoms. Even worse is the fact that the gods made cumming in girls raw feel almost irresistible for us anti-contraception males. But what if there was a pill that would allow you to cum in a girl who doesn’t take birth control without getting her pregnant? A pill like that would truly be a gift from the gods. It would give us confirmation that the gods are okay with us busting loads raw. In today&apos;s episode, the boys talk about planning out a raw dog cum shot. If God gives you a seed, he expects you to plant it. And if God gives us Plan B he expects you to use it as Plan A.

Plan A

In today’s Meat the boys talk about hacky sacks, ball movement, dating someone who is bisexual, and 9/10 women. But first, Nappi discusses body hair, popularity of tattoos, chasing women, and high value men. Then, Jay details the story of Conrad Roy and Michelle Carter. Being a completely unique and original person is impossible. Most people will agree that we are a product of our environment. A lot of people fail to understand that we are also a product of our genetics and evolutionary adaptations. Male Bonobos will fuck each other to create a social hierarchy. Bees dance to communicate. Male Hippos pee on Female Hippos as a courting ritual. In today’s episode, the boys get scientific and the behavior of 9/10 women and 9/10 men. This is not to say that every person in a specific gender acts a certain way. There are always those who experience a genetic mutation, but again that’s 1/10. DISCLAIMER: The boy’s theory has not been recognized by the scientific community and there is a high possibility of a statical improbability. 

9/10 Women

In today’s Meat the boys talk about subjects of their first cum shots, Splash House recap, and becoming old fucks. But first, Nappi discusses not-so-sweet childhood sweethearts, walking communities, New York attitude, and hitting on trans-women. Then, Jay details the loneliest animals and animals with the longest gestation periods. As a privileged American teenager, having fun and hanging out with your friends seems essential to your happiness. Time and responsibility are normally after thoughts. It’s your parents responsibility to keep you alive and out of prison. As you get older, you realize the product of hard work and understand the scarcity of time. In today’s episode, the boys talk about how they are becoming adults and how partying hard is becoming more of a chore than relaxation. It is important to recognize that if you work now, you’ll play later and if you play now, you’ll work later. Either way you are playing and working. The boys just rather be chilling when their pubes are whiter than Malibu’s Most Wanted. 

Adulting

In today’s Meat the boys talk about paid poops, Nappi’s guardian angel, and lying your way out of sex. But first, Nappi discusses post-ghost texting, good v. bad people, acting your age, and people pleasing. Then, Jay uncovers and details the horrific state of North Korea. What are we? Humans. What are humans? Organisms. What is the purpose of an organism? Survival. Why? Who the fuck knows! In today’s episode, the boys have an existential crisis and question everything from their relationships to the purpose of their existence. This shit gets deep. It’s not for the small and linear minded. It’s for those who love to question the unanswerable. “To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.”

What Is Life?

In today’s Meat the boys talk about saving nudes, collateral, time management, and Nappi’s mind shift. But first, Nappi discusses calculating jerks per minute, imagination, rap battles, high school fights, and unhinged Uber drivers. Then, Jay breaks down obscure Olympic sports and the Simone Biles controversy. The only person that can get an addict to overcome their addiction is the addict. There is usually an "ah ha" moment that forces them to see themselves in their most unadulterated and authentic form. However, the trigger is only the beginning of the journey. To fully overcome, it is vital to surround an addict around the right kind of support. In this episode, Nappi plays the role of an addict and Jay plays the role of the support. People say love is the most powerful drug. What they fail to acknowledge is that lust is equally as seductive but way more treacherous.

Rehab

In today’s Meat the boys talk about dating app strategies, eye contact during sex, and post-breakup rekindling. But first, Nappi discusses boyfriend dick, being content with your dick size, missing your partner, and trusting party girls. Then, Jay examines weird food combination that people eat throughout the US. Breaking up with someone can feel like getting over an addiction. Especially when the relationship is toxic to a point of dependency and loss of self. Seeing one instagram story can make your mind go crazy and your heart ache. Even worse, a simple “hello” text can cause you to fall right back into the circle of that toxicity. In today’s episode, the boys talk about getting back into a relationship when you know it’s not healthy. People get back into toxic relationships because they are comfortable and they can’t handle being lonely. What they don’t understand is that two months of sever depression and loneliness is better than years of unhappiness and dissatisfaction. 

Relapse

In today’s Meat the boys talk about Jay’s nightmare, MILFs, following the rules, and Nappi’s non-breakup breakup. But first, Nappi discusses planning your week, meeting the parents, reverse gatekeeping, and ADHD. Then, Jay becomes a wedding planner and details the perks of monogamy. In 94% of breakups, at least one partner gets stuck with emotional turmoil. (Cited Source: bullshit.gov). There is nothing that sucks more than having to end a relationship with someone you care about. Expect for having a nightmare about having to end a relationship with someone you care about. In this episode, Jay examines his psychologically disturbing nightmare and Nappi explains how he ended things with a girl he has been dating. This is where nightmares are breakups and breakups are nightmares.

Nightmare Breakup

In today’s Meat the boys sit down with @ryanreadthrive and talk about Nappi’s new view on condoms, paralyzing content creation, girls being a distraction, and ass play. But first, Nappi discusses secret relationships, salty exes, bringing girls around friends, calling people out, blowjob form, and side sex. Then, Jay details the history of women exercising and the obsession of big butts. Ryan Read is the founder and owner of Thrive Specialized Training. Ryan has over 10 years of experience helping women obtain the asses of their dreams. Aside from being a booty expert, Ryan brings a unique, raw, and controversial perspective to our podcast. He speaks his mind, stays authentic, and does not allow mainstream society to effect his world views. If you want to hear more of Ryan, check out his podcast @whoaitsryan where he gives even more advice on life, work, and relationships. 

King of Booty

Chris Nappi and Jay are life long friends whose path never seemed so unclear. The duo bond over their experiences of being glaringly different despite their indisputable success in their respective lives. They discuss the current state of society, analyze relationships and pound the table in their pursuit of life’s deeper meanings. Candid, intense, and usually absurd their genuine and positive outlook will captivate you. Special guests will bring to life the reality in which we will all live in.