 We're not talking about the city in Georgia, the country that has the state Georgia. We're talking about Greece's greatest virgin, Atalanta. She was raised by bears, swore of sex, and loves to hunt. What's not to love about a goddess with singular focus?! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Of Myths & Men

Atalanta a.k.a. A Double Trio

 Our favorite Egyptian incestual family deep dive continues, this time with Osiris. He is the god of all things living and dead. So rocks, right? Well either way, he basically is a zombie god that controls other zombies, and also he's good at gardening. How could you not love this guy even if he did marry his sister? Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Osiris a.k.a. Are Rocks Alive?

 Nut, named aptly, for she has taken many. So many, her father had to separate her from her brother-husband. Yeah, we're going there. We discuss the whole warped family tree of this mother of many famous Egyptian Gods and Goddesses, with even a callback to a couple old creatches previously discussed. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Nut a.k.a. I'm On My Mom's Email List

 Part Kun, part Peng, the Kun-Peng is a fish-bird hybrid of many wonders, such as why does this thing exist? Well it can become a fish (we decide what kind) and it can become a bird (we also decide that) and when it really wants to, it can become a hybrid of the two. It's basically Aquaman, but better. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Kun-Peng a.k.a. Salmon Is Cod That Lives In The Suburbs

 This week, we discuss that Manticore, otherwise known as a Man-Tiger due to its similarity to being both part man and part tiger. We discuss its appearance in the little known George RR Maritime series, and of course an in depth discussion of its genitals, and a lovely song by the 1500s era metal band, Topcell. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Manticore a.k.a. Pistol Dickin'

 All cat, all sith, this bad kitty has learned to create society and steal souls. Listen in as we discuss how to distract these large cats, Santa Clause, a tale of the king o' the cats, and a fearsome beastie battle, all in one episode free for you to listen to! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Cat Sith a.k.a. How About That Jizz?

 This week, the star of the show is everybody's favorite Disney Beef Boy, Hercules, or lesser known as Heracles because that's a way worse name. We learn about Herc, his enormous muscles, his small member, and his big ego, as well as a famed soccer guy or two. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Hercules a.k.a. A Little Dazed, Not Very Confused

 This week we're going biblical, and that means ALL bibles! Including the elusive gnome bible, and we're discussing the fearsome critter of the sea (wait, desert?) the Leviathan! Hide your kilbits or this boy with run, and pack yourself in for some absolutely high sea creature! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Leviathan a.k.a. Snake On Snake Aption

 One of the fearsomest critters of the West U.S., the Jackalope owns the hot desert lands. With its ferocious antlers, it can gore a man's shins right off, and in a flash of a lightning bolt it can finish a love making session. With its magical milk, these critters are a cumbination of a jackrabbit and an antelope, and you can learn more than you knew you wanted by listening right here! Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Jackalope a.k.a. A Jackulate?

 The Catoblepas, feared among many, but those are all fools. This thing is basically just a cow. It's a bit deadlier, but man, I think we're going for the most boring creatch we could find this time around, but that doesn't make this episode boring, we capitalize on this and make it killer! You can trust us further than you can throw a rat king. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Catoblepas a.k.a. A Dick King

 This week, Dylan tries his hand at hosting as he tells us about the Lovecraftian Mr. Potato Blob, Shoggoth. The heebie jeebies are strong this week, as this creatch is an amorphous blob that can generate eyes, heads, shoulders, knees, and toes! Pretty much anything it wants. It's gross. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Shoggoth a.k.a. Full Organ Growth

 Short, red, vampiric, lazy. All these words could describe many things, but in this case we're describing the Australian Yara-ma-yha-who. We discuss all the things this little rascal gets up to that include death hickeys, naps, and of course, fig trees. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Yara-ma-yha-who a.k.a. Figs Don't Grow On Trees

 We discuss the colorful life of the Roc, a bird who once dominated the wrestling world with its patented People's Elbow. You might know of it, and even more likely, you've smelled what it's cooking. Do you smell that? That's right, it's a tasty pod, delivered right to your nostrils. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Roc a.k.a. People's Elbow

 Everything. Nothing. The world is made up of one or both of those things. We may never know how much of each, but what we do know is that it is all Chaos. Yeah, we get real deep in this philosophical discussion of an entity, being, or some other form of something that is basically everything and nothing. It's all nonsense from here. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Chaos a.k.a. Tight N' Tiny

 The terrifying boogieman witch of the Liechestersher....Liester....Lester.....Ya know what, of some English Country side. She likes to eat kids and lamb, and that's about it, doesn't much care about spices. Ya know, you can learn so much more with a quick listen to this iron clawed gal. Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology. Each week we will discuss a different god or creature, we will tell a tale about it to take home to the kids, and end on a Mythological Fight Club debate. Listen: iTunes // Spotify // Stitcher // Google Play Follow: Facebook // Twitter // YouTube // reddit Music credit: "Call to Adventure" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Black Annis a.k.a. Where Does This Anus Come Into Play?

Our podcast brings together three unknowledgeable individuals who spend a day pretending to be experts on mythology and discuss a new mythic god or creature each week.