Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position. #davessecretary

The 13th episode of Offside traps is an unlucky one - forfeits mysteriously vanish, cohosts are AWOL and past pods come back to haunt us.

Dave's not been doing his homework but luckily the Offside Traps Twitter has provided some suggestions for forfeits.

This week we catch up with Dave after his holiday dabbling in Serie A, commiserate with Meps as Man Utd's season stutters and celebrate with Dan F as ...

Bake off, Piers Morgan and an international correspondent. It's a strange Offside Traps this week. At least they aren't talking about James Bond again...

A new season starts and the guys are only 5 weeks late. Find out what they've been up to this summer, and what Dave is hoping to achieve this season.

It's the summer break, but that doesn't mean there isn't some football to chat about. The guys take a trip to see the new film Diego Maradona, and dis...

It's the first ever Offside Traps field trip as the guys take Dave to South London for a Bank Holiday non-league fixture as Dulwich Hamlet take on Wok...

The team have been away on international break, Dave delivers the history of the Palace Brighton rivalry, Fulham are down, Solskjær is in, and Arsenal...

It's been a weekend of derbies, managerial changes and title race drama in the EPL, but more importantly Dave has learnt the opening bars of the Champ...