You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have this episode featuring stories about a bishop's love of evil, sea snakes' love of scuba divers, and sentient Disney robots.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

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Episode 283 (Rudy, Tootie, I am Grooty)

Sit your fat potato ass down, you mafuk and have a listen to this episode featuring stories about human-potato hybrids, Satan with the weather, and a gazebo-ner.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 282 (Mafuk)

Miss Vanessa is back to read the news in this episode about a well-to-do traffic officer, the Third Eye, and flying the friendly disguise. You won't want to fall asleep during this one!   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 281 (You Snooze Some, You Lose Some) w/ Miss Vanessa

Carly is out and a hungry young upstart by the name of Miss Vanessa fills in to read the news in this episode featuring a lady's big mouth, Alexa's big mouth, and your relationship with math.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 280 (Please Excuse My Dear Mama Cass) w/ Miss Vanessa

Our dear friend, Aaron Lopez joins us once again before he sets off for that big city in the wind known as Chicago. Can he pull out a win in this episode featuring a wild family, the CDC being gross, and one man's love for a Supreme Court ruling? Bob Timmons will be the judge.   For more from Aaron, follow him on Twitter and catch him on Twitch.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 279 (Swimmin' with the Rhea) w/ Aaron Lopez

Our dear friend, Aaron Lopez joins us in the studio before he farts off to Chicago. In this episode, he judges our jokes about Olympic furries, illegal Canadians, and pulling teeth.   For more of Aaron, follow him on Twitter and catch him on Twitch.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 278 (Big Wind in the City) w/ Aaron Lopez

Don't let the episode title fool you. This one's not dirty like all of the other ones. We're just talkin' about changing The Bible, The Pope X Spider-Man, and twerking for The Navy... It might be a little dirty.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 277 (Sticky Like My Fingers)

It's Episode 276, but it FEELS like 69 ;) In addition to that great number, we also have low-tempo workouts and the beer of your dreams, so lay back and let us do our thing while you do yours.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 276 (BOBS, BOOBS, and BOOBIES)

Our good friend and The King of TV, Paul Goebel returns to retrieve HIS good friend and our unwilling sidekick, Steve Mandel, by answering trivia questions. Combine that with Disney underboob, a brick-dropping dog, and Subway tuna and you've got an episode that's a little hard to follow.   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 275 (Sandwich & Sidekick Wars) w/ Paul Goebel & Steve Mandel

In this episode, we have stories about an affair with a pastor, a yabba dabba dispute, and wiring your mouth shut. Speaking of which, our resident judge, Aaron Kraft tells us of an instance where he should have done just that. All this and a brand new feature that's sure to please on Episode 274!   Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.      Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 274 (Get Swole, Plug the Hole)

Get your mom out of the room for this episode featuring a giant squid statue, an ugly dude, and of course, dogs.   Speaking of which, the music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.      Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 273 (Winner, Winner, Jack Chickenson Dinner)

We're back on Zoom after a successful return to in-person podcasting. We've got stories about a judgy judge, teens made modest, and a magnetic nurse. Not to mention the not-so-smooth sounds of Aaron Kraft!      Speaking of which, the Music in this episode is provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.      Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 272 (XOXO! K.I.T. with your B.F.T.)

The gang is back together! ACTUALLY together. In the SAME ROOM for the first time since March 2020! Without Aaron Kraft, though... But that's okay because Carly's fiancé, Robert steps in to judge almost exactly as Aaron would have. In this episode, we've got stories about vaccines at the Hustler Club, a criminal's love of cheese, and a cop playing hooky. But they don't compare to the story created by the cast themselves.      Music provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.      Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!  

Episode 271 (This One Goes Out to Dave) w/ Robert Maher

Sorry for the delay, folks! After THIS one, we'll hopefully be more REGULAR, am I right?!... That'll make more sense when you listen to this episode featuring a message in a bottle, a driving dog, and a handcuffed couple.   Music provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.      Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 270 (Now with Whole Grains)

We've got stories about the anti-maskers' dilemma, a fellow teen, and a screen name that we just can't stop talking about. According to the numbers, this episode is EXPLICIT.   Music provided by our resident judge, Aaron Kraft. Find Aaron's music HERE.   Like the show? Consider joining our Patreon to receive access to new, old, and bonus content for just $3 a month!

Episode 269 (BF3K)

A competitive comedy podcast where we read 3 stories from the news, tell 3 jokes about each story, and decide who has written the funniest joke.