Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique
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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

Exposing Ourselves

Confessions! Is Pitney losing his identity as a nerdy fanboy? Is Amelia harboring a secret desire to build stuff? How close did Amelia come to attacki...
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Sh*ttiest Day Ever

Stories of days that started off bad and then the world just kept piling on more and more crap. Amelia got heatstroke at a nude beach, and Pitney had ...
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Tickled By Elmo

Shopping at Torrid. Amelia's big anniversary this year. Memories of WesterCon 1996 in El Paso. The right way to poop. Indecency with an Elmo doll. And...
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Pride, Pronouns, and Peonies

Happy Pride, queers and dears! This year we’ve got a lot of fabulous stuff for you. A bit about what queer-friendly and inclusive stuff Target is up t...
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Dog Poop on the Dance Floor

We dive into a few select stories from Am I The Asshole? and give our uncensored opinions. And in this week's #YearOfSelfCare, Amelia talks about how ...
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Yay! Therapy! v2.0

Hey! It’s Mental Health Awareness Month! Regular listeners are quite aware of our mental health or lack thereof, but we haven’t done an episode about ...
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Screw You, Frenchy!

  Simple food versus complicated food. Why delicacies are things we probably shouldn't even be eating in the first place. Just because something is Fr...
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Sorry Not Sorry

Has the world become so sensitive that it’s necessary to apologize to imaginary people who haven’t yet gotten upset? Do we no longer assume that peopl...
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In My Mouth

Goin’ deep on dirty talk, baby-birding and other grossness, butthole maintenance, taking care of your feet, and a wannabe hippy chick trying way too h...
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Algorithm is Gonna Get You

The Social Dilemma. We watched it, and we have thoughts. Tricia may have been right about some things. The recent “cancellation” of Dr. Seuss. And be ...
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