In this episode with Cheyenne Lawes, she goes through about ten topics ranging from “flip flops”, short people problems, Black Friday, and people who are really inconsiderate (bad parking, standing in the middle of hallways, leaving their cart in the middle of the aisle, etc). And yes, she is doing a face mask at the same time. Deal with it.

Rants From A Hat

Episode 4: Talking Shit About Some Shit With Cheyenne

In this episode, watch out for Cheyenne’s dialogue. Even though she didn’t touch the mics, her volume is super blown out. Also she can’t fix it because she is bad at technology. Also, Keneke is just loud naturally. Also, stay tuned til the end to hear us talk about our husband/wife David Ooten . Also, thanks for watching!

Episode 13: Bathroom Peeping Toms, Haters, Racist Former Friends, & David Ooten

Welcome to our Mother-Daughter episode. You get to enjoy a more family friendly episode with less swearing and vulgarity. Don’t get confused, Cheyenne and Mama Christy are VERY inappropriate people, but not when they are together. Boundaries. Rules. Regulations.

Episode 3: TSASSWC & Christy Lawes

In this Episode, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great discuss beauty standards, people who shove their vegan-ness down your throat, and our favorite bands. They also go on about 17 tangents that have nothing to do with the topics. Not sorry.

Episode 12: Male vs. Female Beauty Standards, Overwhelming Vegans, & Favorite Bands

In this episode, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great rant about people who change up their stories, how the hell Instagram knows what we are talking about and give us ads accordingly, and how people don’t clean up their messes in public. That topic was discussed in Cheyenne’s solo podcast, but warrants being talked about again because people suck.

Episode 11: People Who Twist Stories, IG Ads, People Who Leave Their Trash Around for Employees

To be honest, in this episode, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great barely even rant about the topics they pulled. It was just a hot mess discussion by two exhausted geriatric millennials. You’re welcome.

Episode 10: English, Cost Of Healthy Food, Kids Nowadays, & Dog Strollers

In Keneke The Great’s first solo episode, he discusses what not to do in bed, Instagram challenges, fuck boys, mansplaining, homework, and overused words. Keep an eye out for his “Hanapa’a Challenge” on Instagram soon!

Episode 1: Keneke Solo Dolo

In episode 9, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great talk about how much Cheyenne hates how pageants work, why we think marijuana should be legalized nationwide, and people commenting on your height. Also, we coined the term “Sacker Punch”.

Episode 9: Beauty Pageants, Legalizing Marijuana, & Shorties

In episode 8, Cheyenne serves PIPING HOT TEA while Keneke prays for forgiveness regarding breastfeeding in public, our favorite rappers, and how we feel about public displays of affection.

Episode 8: Breastfeeding In Public, Favorite Rappers, & PDA

In Episode 7, Cheyenne and Keneke mostly get confused by WTF people are trying to get them to rant about with their vague ass topics. And several original remixes of songs that don’t exist.

Episode 7: Boredom ,Plastic Surgery, Couple Goals,& Blinkers

Rants From A Hat first ever solo podcast with Cheyenne Lawes! She talks about PMS, her favorite movies, what the hell is cold tea, people who leave their trash around because the employees will clean it up, and feminism. Lots of swearing, lots of ugly laughs, even more confusion.

Episode 1: Talking Shit About Some Shit With Cheyenne

In this episode, Cheyenne Lawes’s dog, Nibbles, makes a guest appearance. Then there is talking with Keneke The Great, then Nibbles comes back. Basically this is Nibbles’ episode and we interrupt it with our rants.

Episode 6: SocialMedia, Wiping, Washing Hands, &Over-Talking

On Episode 5, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great rant about people who talk to you when you have headphones on, lip sync Instagram stories, scrunching versus folding toilet paper, and tourists mispronouncing Hawaiian Words. Also, a brief dance break to “Back That Azz Up”.

Episode 5: Headphones, Lipsyncing, Toilet Paper, & Tourists

On Episode 4, Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great discuss people (Ken) who buy expensive shoes, what TV shows we like (basically just The Office), and people who mooch off of other people’s hard earned money. Also, as in every episode, there are far too many tangents about intercourse.

Episode 4: Expensive Shoes, Favorite TV Shows, & Moochers

Cheyenne Lawes and Keneke The Great complain about people who spoil things, Hawaii’s ridiculous gas prices, and how media representing people more accurately hopefully will improve people’s body image. Oh, and an awkward section about babies.

Episode 3: Spoilers, Gas Prices, & Body Image

Weekly podcast hosted by Keneke The Great and Cheyenne Lawes posted every Wednesday! We draw several topics from a hat (sent in via DM by you, the listeners!) and give our two cents.