*NOT A JOKE, SO STOP ASKING!* News brief. Exposing the CONSPIRACIES and dark secrets that HIDE in plain sight, nestled within your nightly news! Time to read between the headlines!!
After a series of 18 laryngeal polyp surgeries (F U Obamacare!) I can stop spitting blood for long enough to spit some truth! So, the Dems say the det...
The Kavanaugh hearing was mostly hearing Ford lie like all women! Made the poor guy cry with her false statement! Live stream of America burning! Seas...
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, or to a toddler's birthday party! Maniac crashes toddler's party and stabs 9 people (refugees), definitively provi...
The Night Eagle returns! Drugged into complacency by the liberal elite, we turn to the geniuses at Townhall to explain how Trump is great, libs R dumb...
Hello Pillers! Post-election bonus content! I've been detained and dehumanized by the government, but I've managed to escape. I've had to enlist the h...
Introducing our Freedom Flash segment! Breaking news stories, you hear it here first! Today, we have people saying nice things about Trump. Stuff abou...
At 3:00pm on May 7th, my heart died. Millenials invaded the one thing heretofore sacred, the institution of cheerleading. Our children will be DYING b...
Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry misogyny every time a policy specifically discriminates against women! The Boy Scouts, now called Scouts BSA, h...
Another victim is claimed in the liberal's plan to wipe out all conservative men. Due to (potentially, but almost certainly not) erroneous accusations...